Dough Folder

Tom pulled out his dough folder and made it rain as the table dancer stripped.
by Gold_Shorts June 20, 2010
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Folder Archives

The writing and drawings on the folder that your teacher gives you when you take a test. The folder is between you and your classmate so you can't cheat. Writing is usually something like 'John wuz here- 2/8/10' or 'Jenna is stupid'. Drawings mostly consist of peace signs, smiley faces, and crude drawings of a man's penis.
I finished my test early so I read the folder archives and it was very interesting. I never knew Jack was gay or that Brenda is ugly.
by Audience of One May 07, 2010
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cold folder

When your girlfriend or boyfriend is mad at you during school and puts his/her folder in their hand so you cant hold it. See cold shoulder
Dude 1: "What's up with you and your girlfriend?"

Dude 2: "I don't know man! My ex said hi to me and then i got the cold folder. Wtf.."
by xmooseSBHCx March 29, 2008
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Spam Folder

Vagina. Where you put your junk.
She was looking real good so I put it in her spam folder
by Gringondenver October 30, 2010
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Folder's Remorse

When a player folds in Texas Hold 'Em, only to watch as the common cards are turned to reveal what would have been a winning hand.
Damn, man! I folded my 2-6, only to have the 3, 4, and 5 come out on the flop.

Dude, you have folder's remorse.
by Kevman9999 August 05, 2010
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Purple Folder

When you are having sex with a girl/guy with their legs bent up to their heads and you choke them.
Yeah she's/he's a total dream, she/he loves it when I give her/him the Purple Folder
by MaddiCapri January 02, 2019
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fuck folder

The Fuck Folder, or for the more ambitious among us, the Lockbox of Lays, is a pre-emptively constructed evidence file containing screenshots of texts and pictures sent from one's lovers regarding sexual activity. Neatly maintained, organized by date, secured inside document protectors, and filed away inside a waterproof, fire resistant box, these binders full of women (and/or men) are used to document consent to said activity in case of social or legal troubles that may arise in the future. When you finally settle down, be sure to tell your wife/SO about it before they discover it by accident.

An example file might include text conversations such as.

"Babe, you were amazing in bed last night. Things went a lot farther than I expected for a first date."

"You were too studmuffin. That rum made us pretty randy. Lets meet up again next weekend, see if we can take it a bit farther. XOXO"
"This girl from three years ago tried to say I raped her, but when my lawyer sent her lawyer my fuck folder on her, she dropped the whole thing. Still lost my job, got kicked out of school, and evicted from my apartment, but at least I'm not in jail."
by Ill_Will October 04, 2018
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