Neko's "folder"

a folder of immeasurable size and content related to mostly porn,hentai.Legends say that it would crash the internet of the person who would open the folder,others say its just 1TB of nsfw pictures,and weeb memes.

Have you heard Bob crashed his internet yesterday?
How?
he tried to access Neko's "folder"

by Z3s August 18, 2019

GP Folder

Hidden file folders on a computer full of gay pornography.

Joe: I found your hidden GP folder in your system files.

Chris: Ummm, I must have a virus.

by sidious66 March 21, 2009

cold folder

When your girlfriend or boyfriend is mad at you during school and puts his/her folder in their hand so you cant hold it. See cold shoulder

Dude 1: "What's up with you and your girlfriend?"

Dude 2: "I don't know man! My ex said hi to me and then i got the cold folder. Wtf.."

by xmooseSBHCx March 29, 2008

Spam Folder

Vagina. Where you put your junk.

She was looking real good so I put it in her spam folder

by Gringondenver October 30, 2010

Folder's Remorse

When a player folds in Texas Hold 'Em, only to watch as the common cards are turned to reveal what would have been a winning hand.

Damn, man! I folded my 2-6, only to have the 3, 4, and 5 come out on the flop.

Dude, you have folder's remorse.

by Kevman9999 August 5, 2010

Purple Folder

When you are having sex with a girl/guy with their legs bent up to their heads and you choke them.

Yeah she's/he's a total dream, she/he loves it when I give her/him the Purple Folder

by MaddiCapri January 2, 2019

fuck folder

The Fuck Folder, or for the more ambitious among us, the Lockbox of Lays, is a pre-emptively constructed evidence file containing screenshots of texts and pictures sent from one's lovers regarding sexual activity. Neatly maintained, organized by date, secured inside document protectors, and filed away inside a waterproof, fire resistant box, these binders full of women (and/or men) are used to document consent to said activity in case of social or legal troubles that may arise in the future. When you finally settle down, be sure to tell your wife/SO about it before they discover it by accident.

An example file might include text conversations such as.

"Babe, you were amazing in bed last night. Things went a lot farther than I expected for a first date."

"You were too studmuffin. That rum made us pretty randy. Lets meet up again next weekend, see if we can take it a bit farther. XOXO"

"This girl from three years ago tried to say I raped her, but when my lawyer sent her lawyer my fuck folder on her, she dropped the whole thing. Still lost my job, got kicked out of school, and evicted from my apartment, but at least I'm not in jail."

by Ill_Will October 4, 2018