Swine Fluke

The swine flu "pandemic" in which little of the population was infected.

David: "About 36,000 people die from the normal flu every year. i'm thinking the swine flu pandemic is all hype."

Brock: "I know right? it's such a swine fluke."

by abweitl August 30, 2009

swine fluke

When someone is not feeling well or is home sick and another person tells everyone that they have the swine flu when they really dont.

John: "Betty stayed home today with a sore throat"
Natalie: "No I heard she actually has swine flu."
John: "No way! are you serious?"
Natalie: "No I am just spreading a swine fluke to scare everyone."

by BV4 May 6, 2009

Fluke the furry

A furry husky femboi who has a beautiful thic ass
Also a YouTuber who likes to dance (stripper confirmed)

Furry 1: Hey do you know that femboy over there?
Furry 2: Yea that’s Fluke the furry. What’s wrong?
Furry 1: I really wanna slap his thic big ass
Furry 2: .

by DBS dude March 29, 2022

you so fluke

being whack, full of shit, fake

you so fluke man.

by ang.ching August 1, 2015

swine fluke

when your school gets cancelled, and no one will make out with you because a mexican baby 2000 miles from you dies of swine flu

Dick: I have to have an extra week of school at the end of the year because of the swine fluke!
Harry: I know! i didn't get any ass this week.

by kundus May 11, 2009

Fluke

To roll a blunt completely wrong. To mess up.

Did he really just fluke that field goal?
Come on now, who fluked the wood?

by That’s him July 9, 2021

Shit Fluke

Shit fluke is when you are sleeping walking and you take a shit in a place in your house other than the actual bathroom.

Abel did you know that last night you were sleep walking and did a shit fluke on the kitchen floor?

by DeathPunchMonkey February 4, 2021