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Decoy Boyfriend

When a 'friend' of yours is a total ho and sleeps with your man behind your back, you find two new men. One to strut as eye candy, and a secret boyfriend. Eye candy decoy boyfriend would ideally enjoy the ho's competition.
Didn't that hurt your feeling that she was flirting with your boyfriend? What, oh, he's the decoy boyfriend.
by P.Venuit May 29, 2016
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decoy mack

Macking on an easy target to disguise your real crush.
I was decoy macking on Julian, but I'm really into Danny.
by michellejigga June 17, 2010
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Decoy Hose

A section of garden hose left in the front yard for recreational marijuana users to create improvised water pipes and to protect other garden hoses on the property from being vandalised.
I was so sick of those bloody pot heads cutting up my hose to make their bongs. But this hasn't been a problem since I put a decoy hose on the front lawn.
by FJDKLtHOMAS s May 24, 2019
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The Decoy

An Act of Vengeance: To leave a pile of one's own or anothers feces in the middle of a room conspicuously. Upon entrance, the room's owner cleans the said pile. Weeks later, after cleaning and re-cleaning the original spot the owner finds the second pile, inconspicuously placed elsewhere in the room.

The Decoy is a powerful tool and should only be used when true vengeance is sought.

Also colloquially referred to as "the jimmy leg" "THE s.b.d." "the intractable salami" "the Prince of Darkness" or "The hidden menace"
After Saturday's Golf proz and Tennis Hoez party at Sigma Chi, Brendan and I pulled the decoy in those f*cker's chapter room.
by The Holmanimal December 10, 2009
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Decoy

A straight male or female who comes across as camp/butch respectively to the point of giving the impression of being gay.
Mark's new friend is such a decoy! I was this close to hitting on him when he mentioned he had a girlfriend.
by ExLoneWolf June 30, 2021
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animal decoys

omg there is an animal decoy RUNNNNNN ANIMAL DECOYS
by DJ Mount Rushmore October 15, 2025
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Decoy pissing

Walking up to a urinal in a high school bathroom and acting like you’re pissing so you don’t get caught hitting your pen/nic
“Haha he’s decoy pissing so the dean doesn’t catch him rippin his nic”
by BigPat710 December 9, 2021
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