Blob

A person who is a bit fat but can tank (barge) through crowds of people and can body slam people out the way while his friends push him forward as fast as possible.

Guy1: quick move a blob is coming.
Guy2: shit am gona get tanked.
Or
Guy1: hey blob come here, il help you tank through these people
Blob: sure.
<proceeds to tank (barge) everyone out the way>

by SomeKidYouDon'tKnow August 16, 2011

blobbing

when two very large people have sex

bertha and harold are in the other room blobbing..ew

by bnt07 November 22, 2011

blob

abbreviation of blowjob

I enjoy a blob after a hard day at the office.

by moammar November 24, 2007

blob

Massing infantry in strategie games.

Meh blob is better than urs. Stop blobbing NOOB!

by Kailette April 23, 2008

blob

liek like like
one person on one end
then someone else jumps down
and they make you fly up
and BAM! you hit the water

I BLOBBED!
i never that i would do that.

by lalasong June 13, 2008

Blob

An extremley moody unhappy self harming person that has no personal hygenine (greasy hair, pubic hair etc)

A scrubber also know as a tramp

BdotJdot: whats wrong with hayley.....blob

Hayley: what the fuck man aii ittt i cor find ma jacket aii it yow got it?

BdotJdot: Nah... *slyley* Blob

Hayley: for fucks sake i heard that (standing round the corner ripping head phone out of ears)

by BdotJdot April 11, 2009

Blob

To "go". To travel to a place.

Do you want to blob to the movies with me?

by Be a knife October 20, 2010