Bartender

A highkey therapist, helps you at making bad decisions, helps you get laid, lowkey flirts with you and skillfully serving as a wingman.

That Bartender will for sure help me get laid

by Dzengo January 04, 2024

Bartender

A highkey therapist, proficient in crafting bad decisions; adept at assisting in romantic pursuits, subtly engaging in flirtation, and skillfully serving as a wingman.

Bartender, helping ugly people get laid

by Dzengo January 04, 2024

Bartender

a brat

Wow, Tyler is such a bartender.

by wordy300 August 29, 2022

Bartender

A person who spills tea too much; Someone who hears tea and spills it to many people.

“Don’t tell Bob, he’s a bartender”

by borndon_ September 08, 2023

Bartender's Limp

A common affliction amongst bartenders who, after finishing a long shift behind a bar, lose the ability to walk properly and often end up staggering around like the people they've been serving drinks to all night, despite being stone cold sober.

Guy 1: Did you see that bloke? He looks pissed.
Guy 2: Nah, I know him. He works at the club. He's not drunk, he's just got a bartender's limp.

by WhoGivesADan May 06, 2019

Sous-bartender

A bartender’s apprentice learning the finer points of mixology.

The sous-bartender keeps the garnish full, glasses clean, and pours with excellence .

by Ldl463 September 17, 2021

Stop banging the bartender

Meaning: take this (more) serious.

A: It’s just a Spanish exam I won’t need Spanish after this year anyway.
B: Stop banging the bartender

by Tuesjay November 22, 2022