Matt said "Holy shit! look at that vortex of awesomeness!!!"
Over the years, Matt and Kyle have learned to extend their peripheral vision to 360 degrees in hopes of scouting out every vortex.
Shelly's vortex eats all other vortexes, as well as black holes, planets, stars and occasionally galaxies.
Over the years, Matt and Kyle have learned to extend their peripheral vision to 360 degrees in hopes of scouting out every vortex.
Shelly's vortex eats all other vortexes, as well as black holes, planets, stars and occasionally galaxies.
by Dr. Quantum Infinity January 7, 2010
Get the Vortex of Awesomeness mug.A weather system that results in record-breaking cold temperatures. Can also be used as euphemism for "really fucking cold" or "fucking freezing."
Schools are closed because the polar vortex dropped temperatures below zero F.
My heater broke, now my house is a polar vortex.
My heater broke, now my house is a polar vortex.
by dazed.konfuzed January 4, 2014
Get the polar vortex mug.The vomit vortex is created by driving at excessive speeds down the pensacola bridge following 11 hours of binge drinking. The vortex creator needs to consume fish tacos prior to departure, lean over, and puke into the car's slipstream, creating a vomit vortex.
by warion July 13, 2010
Get the vomit vortex mug.DST Vortex ( or DSTV ) is the vortex in which those with varying degrees of DST compliant time keeping devices get lost due to recent DST changes.
Boss: Why the crap were you late this morning?
Employee: My time keeping devices, which are new enough to keep DST but too old to recognize the recent DST changes, changed time erroneously, causing great confusion and tardiness.
Boss: Oh. You mean you got stuck in the DST Vortex?
Employee: Yeah, that.
Boss: Dork.
Employee: My time keeping devices, which are new enough to keep DST but too old to recognize the recent DST changes, changed time erroneously, causing great confusion and tardiness.
Boss: Oh. You mean you got stuck in the DST Vortex?
Employee: Yeah, that.
Boss: Dork.
by gbot November 16, 2007
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- When your mind can't focus; when it is hard to concentrate; when your mind is reeling with too many things to think about
- When your mind can't focus; when it is hard to concentrate; when your mind is reeling with too many things to think about
by Blast-08 October 22, 2008
Get the Vortex of wonder mug.by BeastMoge September 20, 2016
Get the Vortex Butthole mug.I asked Susan if she simply liked dogs and she ended up talking to me for 30 minutes. She's such a vocal vortex!
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