The Dark Tower

The center of reality. The point at which all universes, all times, all of existence, meets.

Whether or not the Dark Tower appeared after the Prim receded or if it has always existed is unknown.

Humanity in its great ignorance attempted to toy with the Tower in some way, form, or fashion, and managed to unbalance it, requiring support beams to hold it up.

The beams are beams of force that run through all realities. There are Six beams that are guarded by twelves guardians, with a single lost guardian at the top.

If the Tower falls, then reality recedes like a scroll, ending instantaneously all of existence.

May only be entered by one carring a sigil of Arthur Eld.



See the World Tree, Yggdrasil, Axis Mundi.

Childe Roland to the Dark Tower came.

by Tobias February 10, 2005

The Leaning Tower of Pissa

Whenever a man has to urinate while having an erected penis (usually morning glory), he must perform the Leaning Tower of Pissa in order to urinate into the toilet.

George couldn't take a leak while having a hard-on, so he decided to do the Leaning Tower of Pissa.

by leaningtowerofdavver January 23, 2013

the eiffel tower

When a woman is on her knees performing sweet fellatio to a man standing, and another man is railing her from behind, thus the two men join hands above the woman to form what looks the Eiffel Tower.

"Sweet dude, Let's give Linda The Eiffel Tower tonight!"

by Boobtube May 5, 2006

The Eichel Tower

Essentially an Eiffel Tower but you and your buddy are both wearing Jack Eichel jerseys. One man is getting a blowy in the front and the other is railing her from behind. They then join hands above the lucky lady and an Eichel Tower is born.

Guy 1: "Hey man you fuck Jenny last night?"
Guy 2: "Yah dude me and Carl did The Eichel Tower with her"
Guy 1: "Aha you guys are dogs"

by AhabKidd October 21, 2017

The brown tower

A terraria house consisting of many wooden NPC houses aranged ontop of each other so as to make a wooden tower.

What?! Everyone on this server is amazing at building. How don't they just end up with the brown tower

by Kukkija the Cookie Jar April 7, 2020

The Seventh Tower

An awesome six book fantasy series by Australian author Garth Nix. The books feature two teenagers from very different worlds: Tal, from the Castle, who's trying to cure his sick mother, and rescue his kidnapped brother, and Milla, an Icecarl from the frozen wastelands, who aspires to be a Shield Maiden, but must first help Tal in his quest. Together, this radically different duo encounters giant spiders, talking lizards, travel to another dimension, narrowly avoid being squashed by a levitating mountain, and fight a giant, evil dragon inside a tornado!!! It is an awesome series, even better than Harry Potter. I really wish there was more than six books....

Homie: "Like, what book series would you like to see get made next, now that The Hunger Games are done?"

Me: "OMG, definitely The Seventh Tower!!! Those books were such a big part of my childhood, and I'd love to see them brought to life!!!"

by CrowleyCreeper88 November 3, 2019

Home of the eiffel tower

No, not Paris. Lockport Township Highschool is known as "Home of the Eiffel tower" for various reasons. One being people having sexual interactions in rather awkward positions.

Caleb; I finna head up to LTHS bruhh.
Damian; Why, what the fuck is up there?
Caleb; mah nigga, they got bitches that let you eiffel tower them, ya heard?
Damian; Oh so that's why they call it Home of the eiffel tower.

by iBEENhadshot February 1, 2015