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The shit that killed michael jackson

Similar to the shit that killed Elvis, only more variety and larger amounts.
Street pharmacist- I got that anesthesia, painkiller, sleep medicine, roofie and reds combo 1,2,3,4,5 punch. That's the shit that killed Michael Jackson dude.
Consumer- Damn yo you sure that's just gonna get me high and floaty?
Street pharmacist- Michael Jackson's doctor gave him the same thing, it ought to do the trick.
by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016
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Michael, Harold, and Kumar go to the Olypics.

A phrase coming from the condescending of Michael Phelps after his "bong" picture was released.

It is said that Phelps will be included in the third installment of the Harold and Kumar series; with John Cho, and Kal Penn.

The plot being Harold and Kumar are on their way to Beijing to smoke some fine Chinese Kush, and watch the Olypics, blazed out of their skulls. But they just so happen to be seated next to Michael Phelps on the plane.


Long story short, Phelps, Harold, and Kumar get into a whole load of shenanigans!

Coming 2010!
In the new film, Michael, Harold, and Kumar go to the Olypics. Phelps hits his first bong hit, and Kumar snaps a picture. Little does Phelps know, Kumar put it on his myspace.
by Holden M February 6, 2009
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
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The Michelin Man

When a couple with more than two extra tyres between them participate in bedtime activities. Usually one or more tyres are moved in order to achieve the activity.
“Honey my tyre is looking good after dinner today”

“Mmm, I love that darling we can go upstairs and do the Michelin Man tonight”
by MichelinMan101 April 10, 2023
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The Micheal Affect

Micheal is a cool name but beware! People who name there first son Michael usually go bald after a year of raising him.
Stephan:"How did you go bald so fast?"
Josh:"I got The Micheal Affect."
by TOMDARAK May 3, 2020
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The Michaels

Definition 1: Similar to blue balls, the Micheals also include a gooey feeling on the small of your back.

Definition 2: AIDS in the brain.
GUY 1: Hey did you watch the game last night?
GUY 2: No... a homeless man broke into my house and tied me down...
Guy 1: Oh shit!! Do you want to borrow my revolver?
Guy 2: Oh lol you just totally gave me The Michaels.
by juicegiver December 8, 2009
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