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maui kirk

a sexy 6’3 samoan nigga with a 8 inch samoan hog, he loves boys and slapping his meat on their tongue.
damn maui kirk got that hog on him
by mauikirk November 12, 2025
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Maui open

A bullshit golf tournament that sets up the course unfairly and stupid. Can’t stop wedges on greens and bullshit pin positions. Fuckin winning score one over par tournament is not a “fun” challenge, just a shitty tournament that makes homies depressed.
Hey did you play the Maui open? No but I heard it was just as shitty as shinecock us open in 2018. Fuck that shit homie
by Golfgods August 4, 2019
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MAUI

HE IS A BAD BOY. Loves super cars, fashion, and SUPERMODELS. He is a caring and romantic person. Likes to take long walks along Washington St on Sundays. Favorite sport is FISHING.
Girl: OMG Maui, you’re soooo BIG !!!
by Jawii November 22, 2021
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Maui Style

A sexual position where the woman rides the man on a couch and leans back and places her hands on the coffee table.
My wife and I got back to the hotel room after hanging out at the pool all day. She started riding me on the couch and then it turned into full-blown Maui Style.
by Oceanoguy September 8, 2014
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Maui Slam

When you catch an Ono, smack an Axis deer with a bow, and stab some split tail all in 24 hours.
My boy Money finally got a Maui slam yesterday. He caught an Ono in the morning, smacked an Axis deer in the afternoon, and wrapped it up with some split tail that night. What a lucky bastard.
by Buster South Africa August 22, 2022
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Maui Wowi

An exclamation of excitement or happiness upon winning or completing a difficult trial.
Maui Wowi, that was a gas!
by elrey2323 April 7, 2023
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MAUI

HE IS A BAD BOY. Loves super cars, fashion, and SUPERMODELS. He is a caring and romantic person. Likes to take long walks along Washington St on Sundays. Favorite sport is FISHING.
Girl: OMG Maui, you’re soooo BIG !!!
by Jawii November 22, 2021
mugGet the MAUImug.

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