Johny Mcconey

A penis that is usually big.

I got a big Johny Mcconey in my pants.

by ProGamerJay October 23, 2017

Johny-5

One of the best dudes you could ever meet, highly entertaining, Constantly seeking more INPUT. Rides around on tank treads, and can shoot out an explosive laserrrr

Also seen in the classic movie: "short circuit"

Man 1: look at him go!
Man 2: he's a real Johny-5

by the one and only, glitch November 25, 2022

Johny

Person who fuk cars and play with Brazilian girls.
Very beautiful.

Johny stole my wife but I love him

by Ainhoainada November 23, 2021

Johny Apple Swoll

A nickname for someone who works out and gets swoll like a beast, and plants the seeds of determination in all that observe him.

Dude 1: "bro look at that little guy over there he is so small but he's benching like 315!"

Dude 2: "I am so ready to work out now! that guy is a total Johny Apple Swoll

by DutchBeats May 3, 2011

Jelly Johny January

It's time in January after Destroy Dick December and your dick feels like jelly.

Man, how's your dick feels after the DDD?
Bruh, my dick (Johny) feels like jelly.
Oh shit that's not good. Let's call it Jelly Johny January.

by greedyboi01 November 7, 2018

Johnie Mae

One of the sweetest people known to man kind.

Dang Johnie Mae is the sweetest girl I know

by TheNameIsV March 19, 2023

pulled a johnie

when someone says something will happen and the opposite immediately happens

can't believe PSG got knocked out cause he pulled a johnie

by AndreaTheApe April 13, 2021