footy or it didnt happen

used to counter someone's far fetched claim of a trick they or someone they know landed but didnt film it; usually its something hard to believe. most commonly used by people on message boards like the fags on slap forum.
gay fag: "i just nollie inward heelflipped the tampa big four block"
smart fag: "footy or it didnt happen"
by TeeBonetheCrackhead July 12, 2009
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Bear Wearing Footy Pajamas

When someone pretends to be sweet and child like but underneath they are still wild and unpredictable like a Bear. Typically evil in nature pretending to be good.
Adam: I like Eric, he's such a nice guy.
Clint: No Way, that dude is just a Bear wearing Footy Pajamas, you can't trust his outer apperance.
by KodiakDragon May 20, 2011
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azu-futti-meh-uh-footy-foot

A single word that defines America, as described by it's greatest leader of all time, Joseph Biden.
"America is a nation that can be defined in a single word: azu-futti-meh-uh-footy-foot."
by An Honest Black Guy May 05, 2022
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Skin Footie

(noun) A dry foot job that peels the skin off of the penis with the calluses on the foot.
My girl gave me a Skin Footie, and now I'm in the hospital recovering.
by SkibonerEdgeLord January 24, 2025
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Dead Footy

The definition of dead footy is something that lacks appeal, it can be used to describe a situation or an individual on a night out .
Harry is dead footy don’t you think?
by Liam Trenow June 10, 2022
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Dead Footy

The definition of a Dead Footy is some thing that lacks appeal, this may be used in frustration or directed at an individual on a night out.
Yo Caitlin is looking dead footy lads I won’t lie.
by Liam Trenow June 10, 2022
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This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...
"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."
by LibrariOBqbelF October 09, 2022
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