think you the shit bitch you not even the fart

The most bestest insult ever. (Also a song by ice spice but we don’t really care that much do we)

Person 1: nahhhh you got ZERO rizz…
You: think you the shit bitch you not even the fart GRAH *struts away*
Person 1: WWHHAATTTTTTTTTTT *explodes from the insult*

by August has so much rizz February 23, 2024

fart of the shit fart of the poo

A version of the quote “Part of the ship part of the crew” commonly used on the “forbidden app”

You may see a comment on the “forbidden app” that simply says “fart of the shit fart of the poo”

by A Kasrkin November 14, 2020

the gringo fart

the all mighty ,holy grail of farts,the loudest,smelliest fart in all existence...

i have never smelled the gringo fart my sir

by lucas mcrevere June 16, 2004

The Perfect Fart

When two farts that would otherwise be odorless combine and achieve the aroma of a dumpster filled with shit, wrapped in placenta.

Neither Donald nor Ben noticed the smell of their own or each other's toots; but, sitting betwixt them, their fart fronts collided and Walker experienced the perfect fart.

by NoodleyAppendage June 30, 2011

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

a name

who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

by b2byc2md3n March 21, 2022

The Eviction Fart

A fart that when turned loose, has the potential to change 3 lives. This is a fart that has been trapped abdominally for at least one day. The host of this fart is usually in pain or damn bad discomfort and has been trying to ease this fucker out for hours.

Oh man, my stomach is killing me, I've got an Eviction fart that just will not leave.

by hoss May 21, 2003

The Devious Fart

When you spread your asscheeks open, expecting it to be a fart, but it's a shit.

"My buddy Ryan got banged by The Devious Fart!"

by Oofian August 9, 2022