eating while taking a dump.
I love cinnamon toast crunch while I crump.
by ryan and jay November 21, 2003
by cp December 01, 2004
verb - to stomp onto the stomach of a freshly deceased corpse with such force that its internal organs erupt from its anus/vagina. Usually performed so that the guts spray into the face of a willing volunteer for their perverted pleasure.
Jon: "How'd you like that time when I crumped your mum all over you?"
Dan: "It was the hottest thing ever"
Dan: "It was the hottest thing ever"
by Monkeytits March 06, 2014
A person who talks shit but will never back it up. A "crump" is perfectly described in Lil Jon's "What U Gon Do?"
Me and my niggas were in the club when this crump motherfucker came up and started talkin shit, I told him to meet me outside but his crump ass ran.
by MuGeN March 07, 2005
by SteffyDropDead March 22, 2008
by Max and Jacob October 12, 2004