crowbarred

To have a tooth removed

I have to get this wisdom tooth crowbarred out. Not being able to chew sucks.

by Chugach April 26, 2003

Crowbar fishing

It’s when you put a crowbar inside a woman’s pussy after previously ejaculating into the woman’s genetalia, and trying to fish out the dead baby.

Jonathon- I’m sorry I slipped the crowbar in mother!
Mother- next time use a lamp post.

Jonathon- *default dances and mines up a pole with his diamond pick* sorry for crowbar fishing mother!

by Niggaslutlmao69 April 8, 2019

pinch my grandma with a crowbar

I think you’re insane but give me head

Hot Girl: wiggles her toes in his face
Boy: damn ur hot but crazy, pinch my grandma with a crowbar?

by Prince c4spian December 6, 2022

bolivian crowbar

A type of dildo invented in Bolivia that can be used from both ends while each end retains the distinctive shape of a crowbar.

'oh god no make it stop, the leverage on that Bolivian crowbar is too much.'

by Leviathan32 December 1, 2016

Crowbar

One prying for information while drunk.

Jonnys such a crowbar!

by Lmvd14 May 1, 2020

Dirty crowbar

While plowing your girl from behind insert your finger in the dirt road and lift up then wait a second for her to tighten up

I’ll take her to the landshark then go back to my place to give her my dirty crowbar.

by That weird guy Dan December 31, 2024

Crowbar hold

Using your hand like the GI Joe Kung Fu grip, you grab the inside of a person's leg, near their genitals.

Usually squeezing as hard as possible for for at least 10 seconds.

The goal being pain and making sure the inside of their thigh bruises badly.

My leg is killing me, I was at the ballet last night and a stripper gave me a crowbar hold when I told her I didn't want a 6th dance.

by exsparky January 8, 2021