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rounding the coroner

As you are wheeled through the morgue, passing the doctor who is filling out "Covid-19" as your cause of death.
Having believed that the coronavirus was 'under control", that it would "disappear like magic", that wearing masks was for liberal wimps and that we were "rounding the corner", you were in fact only rounding the coroner. Under 'pre-existing condition' he filled in "believing a president who cared about no one but himself and nothing but his self-aggrandizement".
by Monkey's Dad November 15, 2020
mugGet the rounding the coronermug.

Coronely

For when you can’t fucking spell Corona correctly
Adam: Bruh I’m so fucking Caronely.
Brian: Are you fucking dumb? I thought you could spell Corona right, considering it’s been running rampant for well over a year now.
Adam: Yes, I see. I apologize and see the error of my ways. It is Coronely, and I see that now.
by BigPinkLoser__69 February 26, 2021
mugGet the Coronelymug.

Coronism®™©

Coronism®™© the NWO
Coronism®™© You’re Coronist, a believer to this ideology blurring communism and faschism. Far left
from US law.
by Quarantino June 5, 2020
mugGet the Coronism®™©mug.

coroner

someone with corona (covid-19) / displaying covid symptoms
coroner: COUGH COUGH WHEEEEZE COFF COFF SPLUTTER POP SPIT HAAAAWK PTOOOO COUGH COUGH CAAAAAAAAAAGFF
person 1: oh my fuck ?? yo move away from that coroner
person 2: oh shit thanks the fuck
by poopsharterr August 21, 2021
mugGet the coronermug.

Coronation Street

Coronation street is the shittiest tv show in the world
by lmaoPiracy February 9, 2024
mugGet the Coronation Streetmug.

coronitis

feelings of extreme boredom from being locked-in due to the Coronavirus
"The kids are complaining and I can't think of another project activity for them to do at home. They all seem to have contracted coronitis.
by E 🐶 dog March 23, 2020
mugGet the coronitismug.

Coronation Street

The worst TV show in British history, its been going on for 60 years ffs
mum: hey do you want to watch the new Coronation Street episode
son: fuck off mum
by Archieology January 5, 2024
mugGet the Coronation Streetmug.

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