As you are wheeled through the morgue, passing the doctor who is filling out "Covid-19" as your cause of death.
Having believed that the coronavirus was 'under control", that it would "disappear like magic", that wearing masks was for liberal wimps and that we were "rounding the corner", you were in fact only rounding the coroner. Under 'pre-existing condition' he filled in "believing a president who cared about no one but himself and nothing but his self-aggrandizement".
by Monkey's Dad November 15, 2020

Adam: Bruh I’m so fucking Caronely.
Brian: Are you fucking dumb? I thought you could spell Corona right, considering it’s been running rampant for well over a year now.
Adam: Yes, I see. I apologize and see the error of my ways. It is Coronely, and I see that now.
Brian: Are you fucking dumb? I thought you could spell Corona right, considering it’s been running rampant for well over a year now.
Adam: Yes, I see. I apologize and see the error of my ways. It is Coronely, and I see that now.
by BigPinkLoser__69 February 26, 2021

Coronism®™© You’re Coronist, a believer to this ideology blurring communism and faschism. Far left
from US law.
from US law.
by Quarantino June 5, 2020

coroner: COUGH COUGH WHEEEEZE COFF COFF SPLUTTER POP SPIT HAAAAWK PTOOOO COUGH COUGH CAAAAAAAAAAGFF
person 1: oh my fuck ?? yo move away from that coroner
person 2: oh shit thanks the fuck
person 1: oh my fuck ?? yo move away from that coroner
person 2: oh shit thanks the fuck
by poopsharterr August 21, 2021

by lmaoPiracy February 9, 2024

"The kids are complaining and I can't think of another project activity for them to do at home. They all seem to have contracted coronitis.
by E 🐶 dog March 23, 2020

by Archieology January 5, 2024
