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Coomer

Not to be confused with gooner.

Coomers are people who participate in the act of cooming but are ashamed and hide it.
Person 1: I found some questionable images on your laptop; are you a coomer by any chance?
Person 2: Uhh
by Ihavenolife_68421 May 11, 2024
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Coomers rage

A condition where following masturbation the afflicted is prone to mood swings. The condition usually rendered inert by the following day.
Person 1: “I was talking to my mate and all of a sudden he was pissy at me for no reason”
Person 2: “Dude must’ve had Coomers rage”
by Qwerbro999 May 12, 2024
mugGet the Coomers ragemug.

Karnataka coomers

Karnatak Coomers is a real threat he grooms teenagers under the ruse of shitposting. Hhe pretends to be a girl to garner attention and trust from the lonely teenagers of samaj.

But In reality Hhe is 23 year old MBA student. I know because He DMed in my alt account and asked for my pictures. Never share your pictures with him. He uses them as blackmail to make you his "little pogchamp".

He shitposts about borderline problematic topics to normalize them. I remember when a kid only 15 years old reached out saying that, KC has ruined his life. He deleted discord to get away from him but he talks to me on insta and tells me how he has severe anxiety about it still.

STAY AWAY FROM KARNATAK COOMERS!
Karnataka Coomers : I like young boys
by samaaj khan December 22, 2021
mugGet the Karnataka coomersmug.

Big Coomer

Associated with the KKK, this definition is an insult to an adult black male, whoever uses this word is the absolute scum of this earth.
"Hey, did you hear that? That racist called him a Big Coomer, piece of shit"
by ChadDaRad May 22, 2020
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Coomer

Coomer is person who is obsessed with pornographic material; someone who is excessively masturbating; discussing their kinks and fetishes with other people on internet/sharing their opinions on degenerate topics(sometimes even arguing about it); has a parasocial relationship towards nsfw streamers (In most cases, sexually frustrated teens/adults obsessing over a woman on internet); someone who has a bad social life, with
the mind coming up with intrusive thoughts in form of sexual scenarios or something similar to it; using porn and masturbation as a coping mechanism to escape/don't face their problems; someone who doesn't give a shit anymore and gave up on their life
I just saw people on internet discussing their kinks and writing a whole ass roleplay of them doing "you know what" to someone, under a nsfw post. Bunch of degenerate coomers
by suddo September 3, 2023
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Coomer

Someone who is addicted to pornography and excessively masturbates.
Yo Jeff It got out that bill is a massive Coomer! He started humping the pillow on the school camp!
by Half As Funny February 27, 2023
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