Fifi Contest

A contest usually hosted by drag queens, featuring actual female contestants who WISH they could be as glamorous as drag queens.

My girlfriend entered a Fifi Contest last week and wound up looking like a played out Liza Minelli on testosterone.

by ChrisPCritter November 20, 2010

Unpopularity contest

If there are people desperate to be the most popular, shouldn't there be some people desperate to be the most unpopular?

He/she says its not an unpopularity contest one minute, then admits it was a contest all along when he/she wins the unpopularity contest.

by Solid Mantis November 14, 2019

splooie contest

A game, played by butt eating faggots, where a group of poofters all flong their dongs at the same time. First one finished is the winner.

Talbert, Winthrop, Swinburne, and Bruce had a splooie contest in the park, right next to the duck pond. Winthrop won.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 23, 2007

Staring Contest

the act of looking at a females boobs and holding the stare for a long time.

man this girl had such big boobs i got in a staring contest.

by will stowe June 11, 2006

pissing contest

when one enters a public restroom to find all the urinals are being occupied

"What's going on in here? Is this some sort of pissing contest?"

by bakerd812 October 29, 2004

LB Contest

LB Contest (short for Lucky Bastard Contest) is a year-long competition in which two boys go to compete for dating the most girls.

Let's go for a LB Contest.

Oh my dad LOVES LB Contest.

by cocotones November 12, 2010

Classic Contests

Myspaces Best Contest Site.
Has Fun games and Whore Code Requests, Beautiful Site models.
DANG! Their Awesome
Your experience with them will be classic
You might never find a nicer contest site.
The only real classic is the one to the link below. The rest are posers or FAKES that are trying to steal thier stuff. They have great contest

myspace.com/theclassiccontests

I love that Classic Contests, their soo nice. their URL is like theclassiccontests.

by RachelRadiant December 9, 2008