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Mark Chapman

Killed John Lennon.

Yes, let's all focus our hatred on Chapman and wish him to a (non-existant) hell. Like thats going to do anything really productive.

...Unless you want to prove the fact that you're just as much of a blood-thirsty extremist as he is.

He was insane, for fucks sake, give this "anti-christ" bullshit a rest and direct your attention to real murderers, ie. Bush, Insurance Companies, U.S. Armed Forces etc.
There is no such thing as good, no such thing as evil. If we insist to define ourselves by these terms, it can best be said that we are all both, and no one is fully either one. This is what Lennon meant.

Mark Chapman was a murderer, but he was human. Lennon too, was only human, and he is not the only person who ever died. We only mourn or care about what we "love" and understand, and not that which is different from ourselves. That's our fundamental problem as a species, and thats where American conservatism, in it's present, facist, militaristic state, takes its root.
by Drukqs2 December 12, 2009
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Aiden Chapman

Aiden is secretly gay but he doesn’t want to admit it.
by RyanxyzMc October 15, 2019
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Mr Chapman

Mr Chapman is the best teacher in the world
by ArnDaGamer November 25, 2021
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Chapman's Law

A term that originated on Facebook, Chapman's Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will question if a photo of someone is displaying their cumface. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Chapman's Law has effectively forfieted the argument.
"What a mentalist. All that with her kid in her arms!!"

"That Daily Mail pic is probably her cumface."

"Ah, so it's time to invoke Chapman's Law, is it?"
by TheMightyPrune November 29, 2011
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Tyler Chapman

One who is obsessed with Stalin. Tyler is a true communist and is much better than the Real Communist. He would do anything to Stalin in the privacy of a Russian Bear Skin.
You masturbate to Stalin? You're such a Tyler Chapman.
by Taze Ragez September 15, 2016
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Jenni Chapman

Jenni Chapman (Jennifer Carmen Chapman) is about the biggest thot in Oshawa. She’s dropping boys faster than her grades. She has an official scent of playboy new generation. Search her up on Instagram for proof ( @_bxby.jenn )
by definition_olivepotato November 22, 2018
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