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tentacle locker

a stupid game for adults that is boring. you press 3 buttons the whole entire game: space and left/right arrow keys.
when you press space a tentacle will pop out of a locker and strangle a schoolgirl into it, and if you press space one more time, well... it has a character named Goldy which is only unlockable when you play 1 hour into the game, so at any moment, your mom will walk in (a very high chance so technically it means probably not). anyways the game is stupidly and really boring.
Guy 1: *in a room with children and playing tentacle locker*
Also guy 1: *forgets to mute and presses space twice and hardcore sexy anime moans come out of the laptop*
All the children: Whats that?
Guy 1: *nervously* Uhh, nothing. Its just that im playing a killing came and i got shot and that sound was me dying.
Kid 1: Ok. *mimics moan*
Guy 1: fuck!
Kid 1: What was that again?
Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHFTREUFNIYFGRCYREFEOUISGRFL
by jamaljenkin September 6, 2021
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ozric tentacles

this band that one time they played a show that i was at, have you heard their song "tight spin," the drums on that song are fucking unbelievable.
also when they played "pyramidion" live i almost lost it at least once.
by tht! tne October 25, 2004
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tentacle sex

When tentacles enter every hole in your body when having sex with a squid or octopus
by PabloIsPotatoe December 2, 2016
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Tentacles In My Outh

When your friends hair is in your mouth and they seem like tentacles from and octopus/octopi (not discriminating)
There are tentacles in my outh I just want to get them away
by Didneoiene November 25, 2018
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Tentacle Sandwiche

An 'outie' vagina, that has flaps coming out of nowhere, that resemble tentacles. This is on the oposite side of the scale compared to a 'front bum'. Ideally you want something between the two extremes.
I went down on that girl, and I had quite the tentacle sandwiche to deal with. Was getting hit from all sides.
by pokermurphy1 January 27, 2009
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tentacle erotica

Weird Japanese porn showing a woman having sex with an octopus.
"Dude, I saw some hardcore tentacle erotica last night and now I can't even THINK about calamari without getting a boner!"
by DireDawa April 30, 2014
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Tentacle Rape

Person1: You should search tentacle rape on google
Person2: Okay?
by Tentacle-Raper November 12, 2019
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