teasegulling

The act of arousing someone's interest in relation to a seagull.

She kept talking about how awesome her video of a seagull bathing was, but she wouldn't actually show it to me. She was having too much fun teasegulling me.

by arando April 21, 2023

clam tease

1. A gentleman who goes home with a female in anticipation of a "one night stand", but fails to perform due to alcohol consumption, nerves, or other mysterious reasons.

2. A female who pretends to be bisexual when in the company of lesbians, but refuses to go farther than kissing with tongue.

"That dude was all over me at the bar, but ended up passing out on my sofa with his pants down before we even got started. Talk about a clam tease!"

"Brenda is such a clam tease. Every time she hangs with us butch girls, she acts like she wants a piece; but she's clearly a total breeder. She needs to get some dick."

by thejennysituation September 5, 2009

Homework Tease

When you get homework with all of ten questions, just to get home and realize they contain sub questions as well.

"alright five questions" opens book*
questions
1A)
b)
c)
d)
e)
f)
g)...

holy shit what a homework tease

by Mt. Dope Doper December 9, 2010

Instagram tease

People who will follow you on Instagram. But once you follow them, they instantly unfollow you. In most cases this is done to keep their follower/following ratio in balance.

Guy 1: So Stacy added me on Instagram. But a couple days after I started following her, she quit following me..

Guy 2: She did the same thing to me! Her sister said she does it so who she follows doesn't outweigh her followers. Wtf?

Guy 1: What an Instagram tease!

by taste.my.rainbow September 6, 2013

cerebrally teased

intellectually and educationally stimulated

high school is supposed to be all about being cerebrally teased, not a tax-payers match making service

by Sexydimma January 5, 2015

Buck Teaser

The Buck Teaser is derived from teaser lures in deep sea fishing. Upon entering a pool filled with women, shorts are dropped and the cock and balls are slapped up and down as bait to lure in the trophy slut. Once you have their attention, the predator repeatedly yells BUCK TEASER until the prize takes the bait with her mouth or hand.

Lenny Dubs, an avid slut fisherman, hauled in 110 pound blonde spinner at Seacrets Saturday night, hooked with a vicious Buck Teaser. Subsequently she was bagged, tagged, and mounted on the wall of fame.

by Mac Handy July 24, 2017

jonathan tease

Used for when someone is acting like a manipulative pedo. It is usually used as a joke but it can be used as an insult.

Person 1: Yo man that 13 year old looks hot!!
Person 2: Ew, jonathan tease !

by jschaltt’s toes July 19, 2020