Magic Teddy Bear

This is a slang we use for edable weed gummy bears, it something that always cure depression.

"Hey bro, can you hand me a magic teddy bear " says Moby to Moein

by The cool agincie October 25, 2018

Teddy Bears PicNic

A gathering in the woods of which men of the ‘Hairy & Bulky’ type of men meet to engage in sexual activity. Usually In groups of three or more.

“Hi Dave, what a great time we had at the teddy bears picnic! Can’t wait for next week!

by Townsy October 14, 2021

Mayonnaise Teddy Bear

When you nut on a girls chest and you bear hug covering both you and her

Yo I heard you gave Megan a mayonnaise teddy bear?
Hell yeah dude, it was gross but kinda hot.

by BabyWhiteSeal July 30, 2019

Teddy bear proportions

Refers to a body type that resembles a teddy bear that can make somebody appear cuddly.... Believed to be muscular bodies padded with a layer of fat, but could just be somebody who is big-boned

"Yelena from Black Widow and Hawkeye has teddy bear proportions."

"Check out Luisa Madrigal from Encanto, she looks like she has teddy bear proportions."

by Giska Whome December 29, 2021

teddy bear tug

When your girl gives you a hug from behind , and gives you a (handy j)

Bro , my girl gave me a teddy bear tug last night , pretty sick

by Jsemq August 06, 2019

teddy bear trees

When a light pole, street sign, or other landmark is covered in plushed animals teddy bears to show respect that someone has lost their life there, most likely due to gang violence or in some cases an auto accident.

''Teddy bear trees on ever corner is a sure sign that city officials aren't properly doing their job.''

by DaynaL. July 07, 2021

Teddy Bear Cute

Some one who is or does things cute like a teddy bear

Kinny is just so teddy bear cute

by Shayfige May 21, 2023