draculas teabag

a used tampon. due to it resembling a tea bag (the string), and being full of blood would make a nice brew for dracula :)

i wanted to fuck my missus but she had a draculas tea bag in.

my bird was on, as i found when i stuck my fingers in and touched dracula's teabag

by hanz weiss December 13, 2003

teabagged

Where you put your ballsack on someones face, whether its their mouth, eyes, chin, nose. Whatever.

I teabagged that dude in his sleep!

by Seth B. April 2, 2005

teabuggered

Getting screwed because you're fooled by a fake "grass roots" organization which is masquerading as populism when it's actually lining the pockets of the wealthy by further reducing their already disproportionately small tax burden, removing regulation on their financial ponzi schemes, and otherwise making their unethical greed legal.

The "mad as hell and not gonna take it crowd" are generally being teabuggered by people with 8 digit incomes who's biggest worry is how they're going to afford another yacht.

by freerangegeek September 22, 2010

Teabagging

(Colloq., Canberra) Where you put the aircrews in the helicopters, you winch them down, they direct attack a spot, they mop it all up, we winch them back up into the aircraft, and we move them on to the next spot.

It's called teabagging, and there's going to be a lot of that going on this weekend.

by TheEarlGrey February 8, 2020

King Teabag

Glenn Beck

King Teabag led his army of teabaggers at the Alamo.

by LordKinbote April 16, 2009

titanium teabag

The act of swinging your testicles around in a circular motion to create a merry go round action. At the point of extreme velocity, you swing/smack your testicles on someones face, or back of their head.

I have a bruise on my balls because I gave Shanana the titanium teabag.

by udatm909 July 15, 2011

clayton teabag

When you dip your balls in a Sammie Fayes mouth with your asshole on her nose

I just gave this chick a Clayton Teabag

by cbjackson22 November 24, 2016