thoff

A slight vagina tap with an open palm. Not too hard and not too soft. Just right.

That man with the mullet just totally thoffed me.

by stiffy mango June 30, 2011

toff waffle

Posh persons bullshit

Rupert is spouting a load of toff waffle again

by MattW999 January 30, 2018

toffee wallet

1. The aftermath of a follow through
2. A wet fart

Woops... I had better clean out my toffee wallet. Has anybody got a tissue?

by The Wronguns November 8, 2018

toffe and custard dognut

yum yums toffe danish and a toffe and custard dognut mum must be in a good mood

yum yums toffe danish and a toffe and custard dognut mum must be in a good mood

by bagheadbench July 23, 2020

Toffeepops

THE BEST BUISCUITS EVER HOLY FUCK

Abi: Lets go to Home Bargains.
Ross: Why?
Abi: They have the big packs of Toffeepops.
Ross: GET YOUR COAT

by 100percentnotAbigail January 11, 2022

toffimeilo

I LOVE TOFFIMEILO SO MUCH!<3 HER COLORING IS PERFECT<3 SHE IS PERFECT!<3 writed by : twinmelio

<3 I LOVE HER TOFFIMEILO

by Eli <3 February 19, 2022

Plastic toff

Aspiring pretentious folk in the older generation who aren't that rich but love to think of themselves as upper middle class and associate in posh circles despite not having the millions in the bank, not knowing anyone called Rupert and rarely wearing burgundy trousers etc like Giles in gogglebox. They make up a significant portion of the money-grabbing-commie-fearing elderly electorate

Your dad voted tory fearing commies were gonna steal his life savings?

Yeah, typical plastic toff who actually believes he's rich enough for the rules of the super rich to apply to him

by GrumpyTorySon December 14, 2019