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What dumb right wing fucks seem to think you can run a country without. Dishonist Governmants like to appease dumb rightwing fucks by saying they'll lower taxes and STILL bring good services. THIS IS AGAINST THE BASIC LAWS OF MATHS.

There are two places for money.
a)In rich people's wallets and
b)in poor people's wallets or the governmants money for services etc.

b) needs it a) doesn't
so where should it be? ITS NOT A HARD QUESTION!
but would you believe it some people are still stupid enough to answer b) and unfortunately they are in power.

And no, dumb rightwing fucks you shouldn't keep it because you "earnt it" because cleaners work just as hard as you for a millionth of the wage and the chances are that in your society especially your only in your position and cleaners in their's because of WHO MUMMY AND DADDY WAS!!!

SO stop being greedy and start accepting that tax is essential and the rich need to pay A LOT if we're ever going to have FAIRNESS.
Politician: Our Governmant will lower taxes AND increase spending
Three year old: Mummy, You know you said I couldn't have my cake and eat it? well mr Scary Politician thinks you can. Is he stupid mummy?
DUH!
by Geoooooooo March 26, 2005
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tax

the fee required to allow a new girl to hang out with your crew, also know as rail, smash, plow, tear out, dig up, beat up, work out or screw.
bro #1- hey whos that new bitch your girl brought over?

bro #2- bro! thats jessica im gunna tax that bitch tonight, then shes free game

bro #1- hell yeah son !!! tear that bitch out!
by chucky_chuck_dontgiveafuck February 4, 2010
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taxed

Amount of weed/coke/etc. confiscated for personal use when acquiring weed/coke/etc. for a friend or acquaintance, without their knowledge and prior to delivery. Tax percentage inflates or deflates depending on relationship with said friend or acquaintance. NOTE: Not to be confused with a Kick Down, where said friend or acquaintance rewards your action as middle man with a percentage of the weed/coke/etc..
Dude, I taxed that bag I scored for Karen, and then she kicked me down like another gram on top of that!
by T O Double Dizzle June 7, 2007
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Taxxing

Stealing something that may be the property (intellectual or otherwise) of another person and flaunting it as their own.
Stop taxxing my sayings!
by SS-man December 25, 2007
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Tax

Verb

To steal or take something without the victim's consent.
by Hajnuminimur May 4, 2018
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Police: "Yoshi, you get a 5 year jail time for commiting tax fraud."
Yoshi: "FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU....."
by WickerBird June 11, 2020
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Tax

The Tories can steal shit tons of money from the middle/upper class and they'd still have shit tons of their earnings, but if they tax the working class, they barely have any dough left. Not to mention, gas and electric bills are going to increase by another 25% when it already increased by 25% in recent months. The rich becomes richer and the poor becomes poorer. Where's Robin Hood when you need him eh?
by UltimateDoge August 25, 2022
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