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read my lips no new taxes 

george h w bush's promise to never raise taxes...
that failed
and they'll push again and I'll say, to them, read my lips no new taxes.

I paid more income taxes than Donald Trump.

The slogan that portrays President Trump as a con man in the White House, whose billionaire image is a sham: an inept businessman and a serial tax avoider, who paid only $750 in federal income taxes in 2016 and 2017 each—a figure that is far less than what millions of blue-collar Americans are paying—but would deduct $70,000 to take care of his hair.
Teachers, nurses, and cooks, most of whom paid much more than $750 in tax, are protesting by wearing a T-shirt that says “I paid more income taxes than Donald Trump.” to expose his fake riches and financial shenanigans.

do your taxes 

the act of smoking weed
hey you wanna watch TV..or do you wanna do your taxes?
do your taxes by Brian123WVU July 1, 2006

Brass Taxes 

"Man, I can't wait to get down to brass taxes with that bitch."
Brass Taxes by Uncle Phuckie99 April 16, 2009

do your taxes 

the act of doing something you clearly shouldnt be doing, coined from a line from the "Chappelle Show" during the "Making The Band" skit where Ness is doing his taxes when he should obviously be listening to Diddy.
Guy 1: *opens roomates fridge* "last slice, he wont miss it"
Guy 2: *walks into kitchen* "so ur jus gonna go in my fridge and eat my last slice of pizza, you jus gonna do your taxes?"
do your taxes by kill3rtofu15 January 7, 2011

doing the taxes 

a term for having sex; can involve whip cream
Hey son we are going to be "doing the taxes."
doing the taxes by snodtot October 4, 2016