Task Bombing

When you have a million things on your to do list and you send out a rapid series of emails to your team to ask for their help in getting them done.

I have 12 things on my to do list, so my #1 priority is task bombing my team.

by MarCh1 August 8, 2018

Monkey tasking

Engaging in two or more pointless, unproductive but usually fun or amusing activities at the same time!

Ronald Dumsfield: Sorry I'm late, Whatup?
George V. Bush : Not a lot bizznitch, just monkey tasking like I do.
RD: True, true.

by GBuss December 9, 2009

solo-tasking

Doing one thing and one thing only. The exact opposite of multi-tasking.

Yo sierra was soo into the tv at the party last night, it was like nothing else was going on.

Yeah buddy, she was solo-tasking

by jerythebullfrog July 22, 2011

penis task

When a woman asks a man to complete something easy on her behalf, typically because she's too lazy, inept or just looking for male attention. The woman in question is of the mind that men put the pussy on a pedestal and will do anything for brownie points.

When Becky gave me the penis task of hanging pictures in her office, I just laughed and walked away.

by SeñorGuapo April 17, 2019

over-tasking

Similar to Halo, where you first get any type of multi-kill, ie: double, tripple... then on to overkill. To achieve this you must be doing more than two tasks of any sort because less that three is but mere multitasking.

Mac: Bro, the other night I was downing a beer and texting at the same time, then my buddy gives me a high-five right in the middle of all this cause some fine b*tches walked in.

Jesse: Damn son, you were over-tasking like a pro.

Mac: Straight up.

by PapaMpartier April 13, 2011

Ball Tasking

You put your Scrotums (or ballsacks) to various tasks with your significant other to see if the male partner has been working their balls out, preparing for any kind of sexual intercourse.

babe, do you wanna go through stage 3 of ball tasking?

by choghies June 15, 2023

Weaponized tasking

When your partner gives you two tasks for every one thing that you ask them to do, effectively deterring you from asking them to do anything.

Guy: Hey babe, can you make me some coffee?
Woman: Sure. And then can you clean the kitchen and bring me my lunch.
Guy: Thats weaponized tasking. Never mind about the coffee. I'll make it myself.

by Mister Crapaud July 15, 2022