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If it ain't in the taint, where is it?

This colloquial phrase is commonly heard in modern millennial social circles and among co-workers in fields of work involving the skilled trades, etc. Used primarily as a call-and-response, but can also be used formally in the pejorative sense.
If it ain't in the taint, where is it?

Somewhere between Schenectady and Coxsackie.
by Randall Whitaker March 9, 2021
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taint

The region of skin between the genitals and the anus; often accompanied by dingleberries.
Although he can't yet grow any facial hair, Mike can still grow a two-foot Santa beard off his taint.
by ???????????????????????? October 12, 2007
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grundle-taint

1) Something uglier than the grundle or the taint, or both combined

2) Someone is a bitch

3) Cute name for a pet fish

4) A long lost Pokemon
"Hey man, check out that chick, she's a real grundle-taint."

"Vern, you're such a grundle-taint."

"Can you feed Grundle-Taint while I'm on vacation?"

"Sweet man, I caught me a grundle-taint."
by Lil Dick March 19, 2008
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taint tweezin'

(v) The action of removing hairs from your taint...usually by using a pair of tweezers.
It helps to drink heavily before taint tweezin'.
by Austin Pealy October 1, 2006
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Tabingadinks

Jorge: dude did you see that girl with those big tabingadinks?!
Marck: Hell yeah! Lemme get at those tabingadings!
by Jevsantos914 July 7, 2009
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Taarini

One of the coolest people you will meet, she is driven, confident, strong, loyal, and when she’s passionate about something, just… make sure you have earbuds. She’s the first person to greet new people at school and isn’t afraid to sing on tables, dump spices into her boba, or walk into a Louis Vuitton despite being completely broke. She isn’t afraid of the small twists of life and will always have your back except if you are taking her for canoeing.
Be a Taarini and let the good times roll.
by oilybaby43975 April 26, 2021
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Pillow Taint

Term for a side effect of morbid obesity. Coined by TakeAKnee.net. Pillow Taint is similar to a moose knuckle or a camel toe, but puffier and gender-neutral.

Pillow Taint occurs when a morbidly obese person sits down and the entire crotch of their pants is stretched to nearly bursting with flab.

Usually, the volume of flesh trapped in the crotch area is so great that the obese person is unable to cross (or sometimes even close) their legs.

The situation resembles a normal person with an overstuffed pillow packed down the crotch of their pants. Thus the name: Pillow Taint.
"Jesus... Did you get a look at that fattie over there? I couldn't even tell if it's a man or a woman!"

"I know... I tried to check the crotch bulge, but all I saw was a textbook case of pillow taint."
by TakeAKnee April 8, 2009
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