Tandles

Clear tanlines on the feet and ankles, caused by repeated wearing of sandles or flip-flops.

"Hey, what's that mark on your foot?"
"Aw, I got myself a new pair of tandles over summer!"

by bushhat August 26, 2009

Tandem Mudslide

This can only be done in prison. When you have to take a shit real bad and there is only one toilet to shit in and it is in use. You sit on the other shitters lap, while he spreads his legs slightly to allow your shit to drop between his legs into the bowl.

Also known as David Hasselhoff's White Christmas

"Man I gotta take a shit but someone is on the only shitter!"

"Guess you'll have to do a tandem mudslide"

by gangster_hops October 14, 2009

tandawanda

a fat, hairy, digusting, loose pussy.

yo that tandawanda was so loose

by courtneyyyyyy July 2, 2008

tandigan

A woman that eats a lot of pussy. She is especially active when around food.

Oh she was such a Tandigan.

by ddeeeeddeee December 15, 2014

tandem hunting

A couple, typically a male and female, who search together for threesome partners, usually another female.

My friend and his girlfriend usually go tandem hunting in nightclubs for bi-sexual women.

by Neo-Rio October 20, 2007

talding

When someone happens to be both tall and balding, In some instances the talding person may also play dead by daylight

That poor man is talding, get him a wig.

by Definatelynotmudkip September 17, 2019

tadildos

You take titties and you take dildos and slap em together and you got tadildos

*sits next to random woman on bench* you take titties and you take dildos and slap em together and you got tadildos

by The shlaapdoodler October 27, 2020