Tampon Rammer

A name used to call someone who loves having sex with girls who are on their periods.

Girl 1: That guy over there looks pretty cute, eh?
Girl 2: Ew gross! I heard he was a tampon rammer!
Girl 1: Ewwww what the fuck...

by lkjhlhjfkghdtghsg December 24, 2009

Riding the tampony

Phrase describing the act of menstruation.

-Did you get lucky last night?
-Nah man she's been riding the tampony for days.
-Gnarly.

by Aquamellon August 6, 2009

ghost tampon

When a girl attempts to flush her used tampon down the toilet, and it appears to be gone, then resurfaces to scare the crap out of you later.

"I went to pee and there was a ghost tampon in the toilet, you told me you flushed it! Ew!"

by Radassical January 14, 2008

tampon tag

the act of throwing bloody tampons at one another

hit someone in the face with a bloody tampon and yell "tampon tag youre it" to initiate a game

i had to image search bloody tampon on google. ew. so much porn.

tim. tampon tag youre it *hits jim in face*
jim. aw god wtf?!!!11

by 1001010101011010100101010101110 August 18, 2006

tampon tantrum

How a girl reacts (generally by panicking) when she realizes her period has started and she doesn't have any tampons or pads on her.

Girl 1 : "... and my period started three days early! I wasn't expecting it, so I didn't have anything on me... Plus I was wearing my white shorts."

Girl 2 : "Oh my god, you must have been so freaked out! So what did you do?"

Girl 1 : "Well, I was about to throw a tampon tantrum, but the lady in the next stall handed one to me."

by zebraatlast November 14, 2009

tampon lopez

Tampon Lopez is an ugly rat that quit TikTok because people exposed him.

Oh! And Tampon Lopez was texting a 15 year old girl!

by poopy ;) October 13, 2020

Tampon attack

To loose your shit. Have a hissy fit.

"There's no carling at the pub" said Phil.
"Oh no, Garry's gonna have a tampon attack when he gets here".

by JollyGhost March 28, 2022