Horizontally Tall

The posh way of saying fat.

This geezer at the chicken shop is Horizontally Tall

by xXSuperKIDDXx October 2, 2018

Starbucks Tall

Since "tall" is the smallest size at Starbucks, you use the phrase "Starbucks Tall" to refer to someone who alleges to be tall, but is, in actuality, small. This could be in response to a friend/other well-intentioned individual who claims that a romantic prospect is "tall," or as a skeptical response to someone who describes himself as "tall" on his online dating profile.

Shelly <reading Jim's match.com profile>: This dude Jim's says he's tall! <Scoffs> Look at him standing next to his ride in this shot, though! <Sarcastically> Um, yeah - he's *Starbucks* Tall!

Shelly's Mom: Now, honey, just go out with Phil once. He's a great guy with a great job. Plus, he's tall.
Shelly: <skeptically> Mom, do you mean "tall" or "Starbucks Tall?"

by wolverleen March 19, 2010

top tall

When a woman's torso is too long and her legs are too short, essentially the inverse of what's hot.

Johnny Drama didn't want to give a girl a ticket to the premiere of Aquaman because she was top tall.

by Path July 3, 2006

Tall poppy

Australian slang for a highly successful person. Likely to be cut down by those suffering tall poppy syndrome.

Kerry Packer was a tall poppy.

by BabydollPink December 30, 2005

tall boy

Also know a as a tall can. A 24 oz can of beer. Not to be confused with a pounder a 16oz can of beer, or a deuce deuce a 22oz bottle of beer

A tall boy is much beter than a pounder because it has more beer

by VERG October 13, 2006

Tall talker

A term representing someone who essentially talks alot of bullshit, but never follows through or has any sort of evidence to back up their claims.

Guy 1: "Did you hear what Joe was saying about how strong he is?

Guy 2: "Yeah, but he's a tall talker so I don't believe him."

by Greg3 March 10, 2017

Tall Timm

Beloved cult leader
Rest in piece

Us: Bye bye tall timm

by Biggey August 14, 2019