TAFT

a drug addicted, trailar park, full of incestual Rednecks

TAFT, just 5 mins away from the Orlando Airport.

by Joseph & Brain, The FAT Kids. November 16, 2003

Taft

An extrordinairily plump individual known to lynch homosexuals and wield large caliber weapons. He has been known to drive a Dodge Neon and drink the occasional 30 case of beer. Equipped with a handy chode, this righteous man's power move is the teeth breaker.

Oh shit, hide the fags, here comes taft in his neon!!!!

by Plezbo March 16, 2004

taft

A fat jolly judge that with a big waxed moustasche that greets people by saying "How do ya do!".

The taft wobbled his way to the court room

by Optomon October 31, 2003

taftism

the religion that worships the really fat president who got stuck in the bath tub. people worship taft by eating KFC fried and never grilled. the cournal is the jesus christ of taftism.

taftism is the religion thats bigger than all the others combined.

by dutchmanvm May 19, 2010

TAFT

Acronym: Times Are Fucking Tough. In other words life sucks, deal with it.

"the boss is making me work though lunch"

"TAFT"

"true that."

by Swintronix April 20, 2009

Taft That

Hitting on an dangerously obese man or woman that potentially could get stuck in a bathtub. Generally reserved for those whose fat can be heard at least 3.5 km away.

I''m going to totally Taft that chick. I can hear she's at the McDonald's 3.5 km away.

by taftthat August 26, 2009

tafhim

some sexyass mf lmao get on his level , deadass though yall are on ignorant fan behaviour

damn i wish i was tafhim, hes so swag

by maiysa August 15, 2021