Taekook subunit

Taekook subunit is non existing but will exist soon ,dont lose hope taekookers and it will have the power to cure the whole world's sadness

And will make every smile or cry heartfully
Borahae :)

All the clowns want a taekook subunits

by Kvmates October 8, 2020

Ultimate Taekwondon't Break

When you attempt to complete a 6 Brick break in front of your entire class of taekwondo students with the intent of showing off, fail the break miserably after 4 weak attempts then allow the tower of patio bricks to fall so that the impact to the ground can fracture the bricks and you aren't forced to make a 5th attempt with a hand that hurts almost as much as the dissapointment of your chubby wannabe fighter son who can do less push ups than bricks you can break.

Had the worst Ultimate Taekwondon't Break right after I opened my own Taekwondo school at the YWCA cuz my instructor thinks I'm a complete douche bag, then I tried to show off on camera with a sweet 6 brick demo break and fucked it up entirely barely breaking any. My hand hurts but I don't want everyone to laugh out loud at me and wonder why I even charge for this awful excuse for "self defense" and give my son another reason to sit on his fat lazy ass while everyone else works out.

by Phillip Tillman March 5, 2011

Taekesi

Taekesi is the definition of a cancer-containing, fail troll, his original name is Jake, he hangs out on the internet because it's his only hobby, he doesn't actually do anything in real life, he has no friends, and isn't attractive at all, so with the stress of real life failing, he chooses to take out his anger on the internet, by roleplaying as a chinese yakuza boss, but that's not all, he also uses other characters of american mafias, whatever he can use to spend his time with, I mean, his time wouldn't be spent any better. If you say something offensive to him, he'll usually reply with an abbreviation of words, to act like he's not completely mad over the subject, example shown.

User: "You're a fucking faggot failure, go kill yourself"
Taekesi/Jake replies: "I am Legend! LMFAO!"

by wayne kenney July 20, 2011

teukkake

Etymology: a merging of Teutonic and bukkake.

Teukkake is what happens when first year German language students feel the need to spit constant consonants in your face. Typically coincides with excessive Kraut-rock abuse and a misplaced sense of cultural superiority.

"God-damnit, Heinrich, stop spitting in my face and put your Rammstein away! F-ing Kraut-smoker!"

...

"Yeah. Heinrich? That's not even his name, it's Humbert and he blew a Teukkake all over my face when he found a Blur album in my car."

by me, not you December 18, 2005

Taeko

1. An Asian woman who is gifted with beauty and one mental disorder.

2.The fuck up somone/something real bad.

1. Didja see that Taeko Matsuzaki in the park? Slash mouth or not that bitch be hawt.

2. I went taeko on my kids last night.

by Fgdgs December 17, 2008

Tanuki

Definition 1. Noun. A small, raccoon-like animal native to Japan.

Definition 2. Descriptor. To be so bold and reckless that you are often running into things that will certainly lead to death.

Playing The Hunter Primal:

Guy 1: the primal T-rex!

Guy 2: I have a bow and 13 arrows; I will kill it

Guy 1: that's it Tanuki

by Yuu-no-hu September 7, 2016

Taeke

A white guy that thinks that he is black. So uses the N-word all the time.

Always bragging about how expensive his house is and how cheap and bad you’re neighborhood is.

But always complaining and telling how poor he is when he needs to pay you back. And almost never actually paying without a discussion.

He has a crooked nose, is really tall and is a adult virgin(probably gay). God must have been in a very bad mood when he was born.

He pulled a Taeke on me and never paid me back.

by Jantjestuntpiloot September 4, 2021