Swine Flu

The feeling you get when you open your eyes in the morning after a long night of drinking whiskey, and realizing that you had sex with the unattractive, usually obese woman snoring next to you.
OMG Bro!! I am sorry you have the swine flu, but we all appreciate you taking one for the team last night.
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Swine Flu

The origin of the swine flu is the pandemic which killed a lot of people.

The swine flu insult is a codename for police. In police have a history of being identified as dirty pigs. The swine flu insult was invented so that cops would not know what people would be talking about. When calling the police officers pigs, the cops have the right to arrest you for hate crime, hence swine flu has replaced the pig terminology. The cops are unaware of the term.
Synonymns: rat, pig, snitch, police, cops, officers, rick Ross(rApper/correctional officer), jakes, snakes, etc
*police car passes by*
Guy-1: man it's the pi-
Guy 2: nah man, run it's the swine flu!
by Sham-iLL May 24, 2009
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The Swine Flu; also known as porker virus, is becoming an epidemic throughout North America. It is considered to curl your nose up and will make you snort like a pig when you laugh. The Swine Flu originated from Mexico because the pigs there ate radioactive shit. This is now spreading throughout the United States. Please grab the people closest to you and stay away from pork, and people that look like pigs.
Guy 1: Dude! Did you see Eric? He looks like a pig.

Guy 2: Stay away from him he has the Swine Flu.
by Crysis93 April 29, 2009
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The feeling one gets the morning after getting wasted and realizing they had sex with a fat girl.
"I got hammered last night, and when I saw what I woke up next to, I came down with a bad case of Swine Flu."
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to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman.
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A term used to describe a group of cops or pigs especially when they're making arrests or breaking up a party. Swine flu is known to be a fatal illness for parties.
Did you go to that party last night?
Yea it was weak though, it had the swine flu so it was over hella early.
by freshaholic May 03, 2009
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An undercover cop;
Someone who hangs around or works with the police
Jimmy: Yo don't trust that dude
John: Why?
Jimmy: I think he got the Swine Flu
John: He ain't even sick
Jimmy: But he hangs around with Pigs (police)
by JattDizzleTheProducer November 09, 2009
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