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A country in Europe with the sexiest, sweetest, smartest and most adorable headbanger (and other) guys in the world and the best metal.

HammerFall (hottest member is Stefan Elmgren) are Swedish, need I say more?
I wish I could go to Sweden and kidnap Stefan Elmgren. He is so sexy, smart and adorable.

Oh, the things I could do to him......or for that matter, any sexy Swedish headbanger guy.

God I love Swedish men, they are the best.
sweden by I brake for Swedish men February 12, 2005
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A country with a cool, laid back attitude. Friendly people and beautiful women. EXTREMELY prone to Jimi Hendrix. Good food. A nice place to visit.
Sade's mother is from Sweden.
sweden by Idiot Buster March 12, 2005

Finland-Sweden rivalry 

Shit people take way too seriously.
For example:
An annual hockey game, hosted by Finland and Sweden alternately, which is literally the high point of some people's pathetic years. Then there's also the annual decathlon, equally pathetically adored. I don't know about Swedes, but just about every single Finnish person I've met (excluding myself, of course) hates Sweden with a passion. At least while these stupid sport things are going on. I swear, the high point of most Finns' lives was when we beat Sweden for the hockey World Cup in 1995, in their stadium. Huzzah. I wasn't old enough to remember anything then, but judging from stories I've heard, 'twas a party like no other. There's been a song or two written about it. And then, of course, there's "Den glider in”.
And of course there's all the sayings we have about Sweden and whatnot. Like "Tärkeintä ei ole voitto, vaan se, että Ruotsi häviää" ("The most important thing is not victory, but that Sweden loses"). Not to mention all our jokes... Think blonde jokes, but replace "blonde" with "Swede". I've heard that Swedes also have similar jokes -- about Norwegians. It's a common stereotype in Finland that Swedes are stupid, and therefore Fennoswedes may be slightly discriminated against (although it's nothing compared to racial discrimination otherwise. Finnish people make me sick sometimes).
The stupidest thing? It has no logical beginning.
Finn 1: Wanna hear a Finland-Sweden rivalry joke?
Finn 2: Yeah!
Finn 1: What's a Swedish equivalent of a perpetual motion machine?
Finn 2: I don't know, tell me?
Finn 1: A piece of paper with "Please turn over" written on both sides!
Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Target Sweden 

A computer game involving the attack on Sweden by the United Nations, which is played through 3 chapters:
1. Attack Launch
2. Invasion
3. Failed Evacuation
4. Complete Annihilation
Target Sweeden was the most fun I ever had in a computer game!
Target Sweden by Jonathan September 12, 2003
A land where the gays and faggs thrive.
Now you can not speak against Stefan Löfven or the gays as the gaystapo will take you to a gay camp. I am hiding in a basement of a nice gay family but i don't know how much longer they will hide me.
Every day 5 people gets sent to the most horrible gay camp which is located in the small city Jokkmokk.
What the gays do with the people that gets sent to the gay camps but i do know that of the 10 people that enter only 1 exit.
If you are reading this please come to Sweden and save a Swede.
Sweden loves gays more than gays loves gays

- Sefan Löfven Leader of the gaystapo
Sweden by Croasang November 5, 2019
Sweden...You have a problem

Sweden:BROFIST!
Sweden by HahaImDepressed November 29, 2019
Sweden is very gay
person 1: Im from sweden
person 2: gay