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Brain surgeonize

When a brain surgeon takes a dead patients brain cuts a hole in it and uses it to masturbate. Surgeon most often has two inch wide phallo but only 4 inches in length while erect.
"Surgeon you must stop brain surgeonize with the patients it's disrespectful we'll get sued!"
by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018
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Automotive surgeon

A skilled mechanic who specializes in automotive surgery; the art, practice, or work of treating diseases, injuries, or deformities by manual or operative procedures.
"My Subaru Forester has been parked outside, non running for 4 years now. I paid my local automotive surgeon to make it start running again."
by SMILLER503 October 12, 2017
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Burger Surgeon

That one guy who always picks apart their food before eating.
Jesus, Carl is being such a burger surgeon.
by FrySeal April 28, 2017
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Play Surgeon

Just like playing Doctor (sex game), except that (at least) one participant is menstruating (on her period).
She invited me over to play surgeon-- do you still have that box of latex gloves we got from the free clinic?
by dogbert dog December 24, 2012
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Surgeon

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dr han, i am a surgeon.”
sit down.”
“I AM A SURGEON.”
by the beast of banff May 12, 2023
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street surgeon

Another name for a road worker.
"Hey, why aren't you taking 5th ave?"
"Street surgeons are performing an operation there, traffic is going to be backed up all the way to midtown."
by Toomanygs December 1, 2021
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Surgeon's Delight

The act of cutting someone open, removing the spleen, ejaculating into said spleen before pissing inside ribcage before reattaching the cum filled spleen.
Surgeon: I just gave my patient a Surgeon's delight!

Patient: Doctor what the fuck?
by Poopoobutt4532 July 19, 2025
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