suck eggs bitch fuck

When you suck so bad at your public job people gel you to suck eggs bitch fuck

Suck eggs bitch fuck ,
now gimme my goddamn McMuffin!

by Hillfolkinurmomma December 15, 2021

Sucked and fucked

Getting fucked over THE WORST way imaginable usually in the United States armed forces AKA The green weenie but the suck and fuck is the top tier

Dawg I’m getting sucked and fucked right now bro! My battle buddies got me drunk and the platoon sergeants wife is in my bed and I have room inspections at 0600 and THERES A FUCKING GOAT IN THE ROOM FUCKKK!!!!

by Crayoneater223 July 26, 2025

titty sucking and bitch fucking

an individual who is titty sucking and bitch fucking

P1: Hey, what are you doing?
P2: titty sucking and bitch fucking
P1: so proud, son.

by 3mo_nightmar3 November 1, 2023

suck n fuck

the type of pleasure you can only get from a vacuum cleaner

jerry was cleaning and it ended with a suck n fuck

by ballsrfunny April 22, 2021

Mississippi suck fuck

Something the man Cody Suttles would do in the middle of Mississippi

Cody Suttles performed the Mississippi suck fuck

by Yuh smug January 8, 2022

Suck and Fuck

Suck and Fuck is just what it sounds like. First you suck a dick and then you fuck them.

“Bro what did she do to you last night?”

“I thought we were just gonna fuck but she turned it around and did a suck and fuck.”

by yuhyuhbih August 12, 2019

Suck fuck

The most extreme form of Australian schoolyard gloating or expressing one's enjoyment over someone else's misfortune, suffering or malevolent scheme that failed.

"Come a gutser, did ya? Suck fuck."

by Cool4Katz March 27, 2025