sucketry

The act of sucking really bad, l33t suckiness.

I do believe that "Glitter" reached a whole new level of sucketry.

by Ciarra August 3, 2005

Secretary of Offense

Position that would replace Secretary of Defense were Jesse Ventura to be President.

Jesse Ventura: I'm not going to have no wimpy Secretary of Defense. *I'm* going to have a Secretary of Offense, in the Department of Kicking Butt.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

secretary booth

What old men from Mexico call the desk a secretary sits behind.

Honey, what's the name of that girl that sits in Dr. Valdez' secretary booth?

by pimp juice from family feud March 26, 2010

sucktard

A person who is mentally retarded from sucking so much penis, frequently suffering from brain-freeze-of-cum, kinda like the brain-freeze you get with eating ice cream, but instead the brain-freeze is gotten from sucking dick.

That dyke beza sucktard, fo shizzle. Lets rizzle ma wizzle, nizzle, or I'll kizzle you, wizzle.

by bastardized bottomburp May 25, 2003

sucktard

Someone who is bad at giving a blowjob, and is also retarded.

Dude, I had NO fun last night, she was a total sucktard!

by Jamiegirl777 January 11, 2009

Suckretary

A totally inept coworker who can't handle the basics functions of living much less an important job working with the public.

"This is the fifth time she has jammed the copy machine today. Barb's office skills win her the suckretary of the year award.

by She who must not be named ever September 3, 2010

Secretary

That work position that bosses get sued for having sex with.

"What's that work position that bosses get sued for having sex with?"

"the secretary"

by grench victe October 20, 2012