Surface AIDS

Super easy going temporary AIDS that you can quickly scrub off or just wipe away with a pre-moistened rag; like 5 minute rice but instead it's AIDS.

I got surface AIDS when I was in the hot tub with the president of South Africa but it was okay because I had a little splish splash after in a puddle and now I feel bright and carefree.

by JLamprey June 23, 2022

Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.

Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.

Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.

by posaidon April 13, 2023

surface area

Term for a woman's breasts.

Just checkin out your surface area.
Nice surface area!

by Dreezy Mac February 3, 2007

surface dive

to propell yourself up out of the water as far as you can, done by pushing off the bottom of a body of water or swimming up as fast as possible.

“they wished without hope that their hero would surface dive up to them.” (Beowulf, after the fight with Grendel's mother)

by pthomas625 November 22, 2007

surface breath

When one has breath so pungent that a two foot circumference of the vilest stench hovers permanently around the said individual regardless of whether his/her mouth is open.

Jesus Christ! That bastard's surface breath is so horrific that I feel compelled to vomit.

by The Badger August 5, 2003

Surface

When a woman has a face like a man. Hence the term "sir-face"

Damn bro, check out the surface in line. I thought that was a dude from the side...

by DMasSC November 23, 2007

surface tension

When a man and a woman are about to have sex, and no matter how much foreplay is done, she is dry and he has to force his way in. Then, once he's in, she immediately is leaking like the Mississippi.

Hell yeah I banged her! But man, that was some surface tension. I almost got soft!

by TRJ229 July 18, 2009