Quintessential Studdmuffin

Phrase used by Extreme Championship Wrestling Broadcaster Joel Gertner as a self-loving Innuendo as a line quoted to Ladies to impress them.

Quintessential Studdmuffin literally translates as 'The Perfect/Best Attractive Promiscious Gentleman'.

Gertner: Well, Well, Well, 'tis I, the Quintessential Studdmuffin... Joel 'your girlfriend has me on her speed-dial because she loves the way I Star 69 her' Gertner

by quintessentialstudmuffin June 19, 2006

Spudmuffin

An Irish lesbian.

That's one hot spudmuffin!

by paddymuncher November 5, 2011

studmuffin

attractive male, heterosexual, unmarried but with possibilities

Grandma has a new studmuffin. (one of Janet Evanovich's books)

by Roslyn Nankivell June 18, 2003

studmuffen

chick magnet, not manwhore.

David is a studmuffen

by me April 4, 2005

Studmuffin

One hell of a gorgeous man, yet with a sweet, soft, somewhat mushy personality; when appropriate.

"Let's go cruising for Studmuffins." The girls chimed in, when deciding what to do on a Friday night.

"Give me the phone, I'll just call 1-800-STUFMUFFIN", when Kim asked Allison, 'What men do we invite to the party?'

by Scooter McNuddy March 13, 2011

Studmuffin

Someone EXTREMELY Hot. With an adorable pretty pretty face.

Nick Zayas is a studmuffin with his adorable face!

by Gladiator092493 April 30, 2009

studmuffin assballs

Unrelated to the conventional studmuffin, studmuffin assballs is an exclamation expressing intense anger, frustration or pain.
It is most frequently roared in the deepest growl possible towards the person who caused one's anger.

Mom: Honey, your grandmother just died.
You: STUDMUFFIN ASSBALLS!

by Kjeild January 24, 2008