strumpet

According to Lloyd Christmas, a food that is eaten while drinking tea.

"If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets."

by He Hate Me October 25, 2006

strump

1) The verb form of "strumpet". To be used when one is acting/appearing like a strumpet, seducing someone, etc.

2) Could be used more precisely when strutting like a strumpet. Strut + strumpet = strump.

1) Gee, Jane, you're really strumping it up today with the lingerie and ten Spanish lovers. Awesome!
or
Jane: My my, Marcos, you look mighty fine today! I just want to strump you! Marcos: Awesome!

2) I was just strumping into a building and managed to capture the eye of a certain fellow on my way in. He was a drunk, heavy smoker, and big enough to liquify my bones with a hug. Awesome!

by Ruffles_and_bows January 14, 2011

strumpy-humpy

An antiquated term referring to sexual relations or intercourse, similar to hanky-panky.

Forsooth, I hath engaged in too much strumpy-humpy and contracted a dreadful case of gonorrhea.

by Crude Basket July 10, 2022

strump

To drive at a high rate of speed down a well-known, empty highway. Generally strumping is characterized by the gentle bouncing that occurs as the vehicle passes several sections of uneven pavement in rapid succession.

Yo, I was strumpin' up and down I-95 for like 45 minutes trying to find that scunt's crib.

by DangerMouse83 February 28, 2007

strumpet

whore

that ggirls a strumpet

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

Strumpet

A slutty trumpet.

That damn strumpet screwed everyone in the woodwind section! What a slutty trumpet.

by Stephimee May 20, 2009

Strumpf

A butch lesbian,

derived from the Strumpf typeface in which its letters and numbers resemble various organs of the body or jewelry like bullrings when used alone or with other strumpf letters, symbols or numbers.

Strumpf is easily identified by being chunky, and using a lot of circular or eliptical shapes.

Look at that over there, she looks like a strumpf.

I reckon that girl over there is a strumpf.

She looks like a strumpf bitch

by franco dafont August 11, 2010