Strumpet

A woman with questionable promiscuity/a prostitute who identifies with/relates to/shares similarities with a crumpet (a round soft unsweetened bread resembling a muffin, cooked on a griddle or the like, and often toasted).

(Lucinda) : "Mary is an absolute strumpet cunt!"

by SB+DC February 16, 2024

Street Strumpet

Street strumpet is another word for whore, hooker, slut, etc

"Oh my god. Did you hear? Courtney slept with Marina's boyfriend. What a street strumpet."

by Urlocalwetrat0087 January 1, 2023

Street Strumpet

Another word for whore, hooker, slut, trollop, jesabelle,etc .

"Did you hear? She slept with that girls' boyfriend. What a street strumpet."

by Urlocalwetrat0087 January 1, 2023

crumpet strumpet

UK old woman who sits around eating crumpets and flirting excessively online in chatrooms with anyone who will talk to her.

The crumpet strumpet was overly aggressive in chat.

by Goonie's Revenge September 23, 2023

Icing Sugar & Strumpets

The act of indulging in cocaine and hookers between the hours of 5am and 11am, but only where requested within that timeframe also.

Cocaine and hookers obtained the night before and resulting activities stretching into the next morning would not fall under this terminology.

Often utilised when in polite company, High society or within earshot of the fairer sex.

“As Petunia is now getting older his good times are resigned to Icing Sugar & Strumpets, so he can still get an early night”.

by Petunia225 July 21, 2020