Straightaphobe

Anyone that doesn't believe people should be straight.

Oh my gosh did you see Laura at the Gay Parade? She's such a straightaphobe

by 4evenings February 24, 2021

Straightforkaworu

Straightforkaworu is 1. The best mutual ever 2. Not a Necrophiliac 3. A Crona and Gabi Stan 4. Great at not making Death Jokes

Did you hear Straightforkaworu is the best mutual ever

by Aj why is Crona my Fav March 10, 2021

straightiation

A type of heteronormative toxicity that unconsciously radiates from straight people.

Gurl, that bachelorette party ruined Wednesday night drag bingo with its straightiation.

by lgbtquotidian April 17, 2021

Straightgay

A member of the lesbian, gay, or bisexual community who does not support the other alternative choices/lifestyles.

Straightgay Steve did not support the trans female entry in the Olympics.

by BearDoc July 26, 2023

Mr. Straightforward

Typically a guy who as soon as he knows he likes someone tells them so. He can ask a girl out within three days of knowing her.

Girl 1- He asked me out yesterday! I've only know him three days! He's such a Mr. Straightforward !

Girl 2- Yeah he's so nice! I wish he liked me

Girl 1- He's got a great ass too!

by Pseudonym = false name November 4, 2016

straightwashing

When teachers or the education system plays off two gay historical figures as straight behavior in their time period

I'm tired of schools straightwashing gay history

by Jakalbins April 26, 2020

straightedge

A life choice made by those who's ego is the most defining characteristic they have. This ego is then justifed by, the belief that they are some how better than everyone else. These people are usually virgins with no friends, and like sheep, herd together to help boost each others egos. Straightedge, is a definition of a person who can't make a positive choice without fitting perfectly into a prearranged demographic. These people choose abstinence as a means to self justify. Meanwhile, their constant battle against temptation, coupled with their giant egos, causes them to become depressed, which they act out, (again with the support of the herd) in violence, and judgement of others.
These people don't understand that true positive choice goes much deeper than a tattoo and doesn't make u better or worse than anyone, or that we all have our own choices to make. and our own consequences .

"hey who's that guy with the tattoo on his face that was crying in the corner, and is now punching on with a random that was walking past?"

oh thats 'John'... he's straightedge

by normal society January 11, 2011