stonted

To be kicked or stepped on violently in the lower-face region (chin/lips/septum), with the assailant using only the toe of his /her shoe/boot.

"That guy got absolutely stonted." "Give him a little stont for good measure." "I was on the ground and some girl started stonting me with her wedges."

by punchedcat September 1, 2016

storked up

Adjective:

1) the state of being pregnant; knocked up.

2) to get a girl pregnant or knocked up.

1) Did you see Cindy? She's 6 months storked up.

2) Did you see Dave? He's all nervous because he storked up his girlfriend's sister.

by scharky January 31, 2018

Storfedpik

It is a black piece of meat, often over 5 meters long. It is something that can make critical damage to your throat, mouth and toothmeat, and you may find yourself waking up in a hospital the next day.

I just got a storfedpik down my throat, and then I had to lay in coma for 4 years.

by Deerhunterthelegend May 3, 2018

Stouted

To have a night of drunken debauchery including 6 cheesecakes.

At the Captain's Mast his charges included a description of how she got Stouted.

by Dr. Richard August 22, 2022

fuck started

When a woman loses her virginity, the only thing holding back her slutty personality, and starts sleeping with several guys. She is no longer restrained and let's her sluttiness take control...like a dick hungry werewolf.

Wow! Tim really fuck started her, no one can stop her now.

by PyschoSexyKitty;) November 1, 2017

See it. Say it. Sorted.

A phrase that railway companies and British Transport Police say over and over to try and deliberately agitate passengers of trains or those inside a train station.

*Announcement in train station*: See it. Say it. Sorted.
Passenger: AH NO! NOT AGAIN! AH! SO ANNOYING!

by LordJenal July 27, 2023

Stoated

To get so drunk you perceive inanimate objects as stoats or other woodland animals, and punch them out of fear

I got so stoated last night, the little bastards were everywhere!

by The_Gene_Genie March 4, 2011