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Stifler

Forget Jesus. If God took the form of a mortal man, that man would be Stifler, and the American Pie series would be his Bible.

He is THE man. A symbol of pure masculinity in today's modern sea of girly boys. He speaks his mind, and utters such profound and prophetic statements as "Eat shit, shit-brick". He is desired by women and men (of a certain sexual orientation) everywhere, due to his rugged good looks, and manly charm.

Through his ridiculing of those with a low level of social skills, he is single-handedly responsible for all human evolution and cultural development.

He is the the best example of what Freidrich Nietzsche would consider to be the "Overman", he is the peak of human development, the elite of the species, the great creator. He is what all mankind aspires to become.

He is Stifler.
Matt: Shit dude, I wish I was more like Stifler.
Den: Keep workin' at it homeboy, you'll get there one day.
by Mixmaster Matt April 6, 2007
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stiflejack

The act of initially shooting down an idea, and then later using the same idea and framing it as your own.
My boss stiflejacked the idea that I presented during our meeting last week.
by ryguysdicktionary October 31, 2015
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Stiff Sack

Being a boring/square person, not being involved in group activities
Chris doesn’t want a shot, he’s being a proper stiff sack
by Sandra, Holly, Emily, Chris April 30, 2021
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Stiff Grain of Rice

A micropenis that is erect.
Girl: Give me your full 2.5 inches
Alex P: I am on my way with my stiff grain of rice!
by Cooker of Rice January 14, 2022
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cock stiff

the state of being rigid or hard, usually referring to a frozen or mortified condition
The body they pulled from underneath the ice was cock stiff.
by Derrick Trudeau March 5, 2008
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Super Stiff

super stiff /supər stɪf/ - The act of getting stiff after humping a washing machine.
Bert from sesmie street that went crazy and was tired of being a columbian penis so he became super stiff.
by the bish nuccas April 7, 2009
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Stiff Little Fingers

AMAZING IRISH PUNK BAND!!!!!!! sometimes referred to as the "Irish Clash". Very political, and very talented! AMAZING BAND
Some Stiff Little Fingers' songs are Nobody's Heroes, Suspect Device, and the Silver Lining
by clashcityrocker January 22, 2004
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