(verb) To take a slightly unattractive girl to a sleazy pizza place after drinking heavily, not order any pizza, but instead make out with the girl in the corner while shitty music plays and the counter-attendants look on unhappily. One who jumbo slices will not take the girl home after.
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There must have been a lot of pumpkin spice lattes at the university in the winter, because all of the girls were wearing yoga pants, uggs, and a jacket.
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This man sprinted the summit of mount Fuji with both his ankles snared in Bear traps,
but before that,
He wheelied his motor cycle for 10,000 consecutive kilometers on his way to mount Fuji,
but before that,
He ripped off the metal siding on his house the night before and used it to forge the motorcycle with his bare hands...while he was asleep.
This man sprinted the summit of mount Fuji with both his ankles snared in Bear traps,
but before that,
He wheelied his motor cycle for 10,000 consecutive kilometers on his way to mount Fuji,
but before that,
He ripped off the metal siding on his house the night before and used it to forge the motorcycle with his bare hands...while he was asleep.
Dude! Old Spice Guy's voice is like liquid manliness flowing
through my eardrums.
Person: Sir, the Old Spice Guy is calling from his Jet pilot submarine station...inside a whale.
Chuck Norris: I'm scared.
through my eardrums.
Person: Sir, the Old Spice Guy is calling from his Jet pilot submarine station...inside a whale.
Chuck Norris: I'm scared.
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