Sewing machine

(male variation) typically when one man uses the shaft of his penis to tickle the entire length of another man's penis by quickly tapping with the girth of penis #1 up and down the side of penis #2. This is called a sewing machine for the fast rhythmic pattern used by penis #1, also typicaly noted for making man with penis #2 hum with joy like a sewing machine.

Sometimes a man just needs the sewing machine to run on him for a while. Once you sew you wanna blow.

by Def king 5000 February 27, 2015

steingrim

a Norwegian Word/name used to describe someone of great uglyness.

that guy is so steingrim!!1
dont be such a steingrim!

by not giving a fuck October 7, 2016

snewing

To talk on icq while one is watching tv and the other is at work.

Yesterday me and Ray were Snewing for a while.

by Andre September 14, 2003

Stewging

Stewging is when you nick a sluts virginity with your nuts.
You can only 'stewge' somebody if you rip them open with your sacks.

"Oi brap brap niggas, i had dis slut las nite, i was stewging her and her mum nicely."

by Powdy October 15, 2006

slewing

To slew something in the present.

Mate, i was slewing this sloot and she died on me.
Mate, i can't i'm busy slewing 32 black.(roulette)

by Beeds January 12, 2008

Stowing

When you stretch the asshole and have another guy poo into it.

"can you open my asshole and do a massive mud in it cooney"

"i would like to stow with you"

stowing

by James Cooney July 25, 2006

Sewing Blind

Sewing Blind : Weaves comments in and out of social networking threads/forums totally missing the 'eye' of the thread. LOL

Has no understanding of what the first statement was about, or doesn't care and posts impertinent (that have nothing to do with the subject) comments.

John is always Sewing Blind, he never quite gets it!

Jane is always Sewing Blind, she should pay attention to what she's reading, she's always making comments that no one can understand.

by shelovestosail November 4, 2009