stagnation

Da lazy 'n' listless status of a fertile deer with a big rack of horns when he isn't "getting any".

Bambi was suffering major stagnation when he was all "rarin' to go" but had "no place to stick it"; when Faline found out about it, she pranced over to make a "doenation", thus "relieving the pressure" and making Bambi feel frisky and lively again.

by QuacksO December 6, 2021

Starbation

The intense want and hunger, but inability to masturbate.

"I'm just dying for starbation! I can't take it anymore! "
"DON'T COME NEAR ME, NANCY I'M NOT A DILDO. "

by Dinozaurrr August 10, 2022

Semantic Satiation

That moment when you repeat a word many times to the point it has no meaning and it feels odd to pronounce it.

Oh no, what a Semantic Satiation...

by Interius July 16, 2021

Salvational

Pertaining to salvation.

Pure, unadulterated soul without pulpits, confessionals or holy water for your salvational pleasure.

by smudgetool December 17, 2010

Staycation

Staying at home during your vacation instead of traveling to a pleasure destination. This can be caused by high gas prices, or just a shortage of money.

We wanted to take the kids to Niagara Falls, but with gas over $4 a gallon, we instead opted for a staycation.

by Thehuckster August 19, 2008

razorblade salvation

1) being relieved (of sin, consequences, annoyance, stress etc.) really quickly (hence RAZORBLADE)

2) being liberated

3) a break, a rest from something really stressful

4) a song sung by jedi mind tricks

person 1- dude i can't take finals any longer!
person 2- me either i need some razorblade salvation

by T Paynee May 26, 2008

staycation

A meme that expresses dismay or mockery of buzzwords and other portmanteaus, often created by the media or marketers, that make people groan. Staycation, being one of the most successful buzzwords, has become the poster child for all buzzwords.

P1: Hey Bob, check out my new Quadroid handset.
P2: *groan* I need a staycation.

P1: DAMN IT YOU FREAKS!!! STOP WITH THE ASS-GRABBING BUZZ-WORDING OVER-HYPING BASTARDIZING-JARGON BASED MARKETING BS!
P2: Uh oh, looks like someone needs a staycation!

by sarysa December 4, 2010