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Starcraft 2

A game that was anticipated for over a decade, but when it finally came out left most people wondering "we waited 12 years for THIS?" Not necessarily a bad title, just that the only good things about it are in the original Starcraft.

Instead of a new game, it's more like a fan-made expansion pack. This is because the current generation of Blizzard employees never worked on the original and lack the creativity of their predecessors. Instead, Blizzard hired obsessive nerds that eat, live, and breathe Starcraft to design the sequel so naturally they couldn't come up with anything except duplicating the original game.
Laid-back gamers who just want to be entertained complain about Starcraft 2 because it was too close to the original:
"Hey man have you played SC2 yet?"
"Yeah, I tried it out but it's the same freaking game I played a decade ago. Coulda saved 50 bucks by dusting off my Brood War CD, oh well."

Hardcore basement-dwelling nerds complain about Starcraft 2 for the exact opposite reason: "OMG HOW DARE THEY CHANGE ANY OF THE UNITS OR IMPROVE THE INTERFACE WHEN I SPENT THE LAST 12 YEARS OF MY LIFE PRACTICING HOW TO MAKE SCVs GO TO MINERALS AS SOON AS THEY SPAWN!!!11!"
by Rider of Brohan November 8, 2010
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StarCraft 2

The most awesome PC game in the world!!! Better than Mindcraft.
Man! StarCraft 2 is awesome!!!!!!!!!!
by IM WINNING December 19, 2011
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Starcraft:Ghost

A Game that is supposed to be released sometime next year.
Supposedly a console game that looks lame

note:they said that over 3 years ago see:Starcraft
nerd 1:"yo, b-net is talking about releasing Starcraft:Ghost next year."

nerd 2: "man, they have been saying that for years now."
by Gabby Rowley September 12, 2005
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starcraft

A seriously overrated 2d RTS that everyone loves for no reason.

Also there is an expansion coming out called "Starcraft 3D" that is the same game but more ripped off of Warhammer 40k than ever.

See Total Annihilation for an actual RTS.
"OMG someone said something bad about starcraft! Gather the koreans and fags and thumbs down this entry!"
by radicalaces July 30, 2007
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starcraft

A game made by blizzard in 1998.
nathan pwned all teh n00bs with his uber skillz in starcraft. Then teh n00b geoffry has teh mighty orgasum over teh uber rape.
by Seth teh pwner August 27, 2007
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Starcraft

A real-time strategy game made in the late 90's by Blizzard.

Held in a god-like status for it's "unique" races (All of which were ripped off from Warhammer 40000, which came out in the 1980s!.) and balanced gameplay.

Famous/notorious for being the national sport in S. Korea.

Also considered to be the best PC (or overall) game of all time even though games like Deus Ex, System Shock, Company of Heroes, and X-com are far more superior.
Terran rips off of the Imperium of Men (Basically people with the cannon fodder characteristic of a Imperial Guard clad in power armors of the Adeptus Astartes. Siege Tank = the retarded and inefficient offspring of a Basilisk and Leman Russ)
Zerg ripped off the Tyranid (duh?)
Protoss ripped off the Eldar (but can actually fight and are not a bunch of pussies.)

In another word: all 3 races in Starcraft are just ripoffs.
by WAAAAGH! August 2, 2010
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Masturbating, this term is used when a 24 year old guy mastubates at least 20-25 times a day.
Gangsta A: Hey where is Rob dude?
Marni: Just in his RSX
Gangsta A: Doin what?
Marni: I wonder what, smart boy! STARCRAFTIN
Gangsta A: Again?
Marni: Yah man, it has been at least 20 minutes!
by G.A June 20, 2007
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