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Standard Night in Fleet

A standard night in fleet will go as follows: Cotching it at a mates house for a few hours listening to music and general bant. This is followed by a ganders up to fleet with a crate of beers and maybe some weed/drone. Stroll up and down the high street before gettin bare hungry and going in for a dutty pizza from herpies. THe most important part of the night is a ganders at PRC with some bare coffee and bait party rings. Cotch it up to the skate park and have a ganders on the swings while keeping lookout for the meat wagons and pig brigade. Sleep on bench or back to mates house on the floor.
" Oi breh, you up for a Standard night in Fleet tonight"

"yeh bruv, sounds safe, what time?"

"meet at mine at like 8 ish, i got bare dolla?"

"allllow it standard, can i cotch at yours after"

"yeh sorted"
by aLLow nD TingZz May 15, 2010
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desi standard time

A timezone imagined by those of Indian Subcontinental descent, resulting in a time from 30 minutes to 3 hours past the actual time. Although DST may not be specified by a desi, one must assume this difference and add to the promised time accordingly.
Jane: "What time will you be over for dinner?"
Jaspreet: "6 or so." (desi standard time)
Jane: "Okay, I'll have things ready at 8:30 for you."
by Lotsofgoats July 21, 2010
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Mexican Standard Time

Giving an early time because you know everyone is going to be late anyways...
I told them to be there at 10 Mexican Standard Time because they are always an hour late and the soiree actually starts at 11.
by kosmik85 June 27, 2009
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Princess Sandalwood

A brunette Ariel that actually knows how to use a fork.

Hair is also freakishly amazing; jury is still out on if she sacrificed a hobo for it.

Doesnt wear uggs. She wears flip flops because clothes and shoes are prisons for our bodies.

(And we love her for it)
Princess Sandalwood has hair that rapunzel would've lost sleep over.

If Sarge ticks Princess Sandalwood off one more time im 99% sure she will curse his lego sets; and im here for it.

Princess Sandalwood>Ariel
by A Minnesotan June 19, 2019
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sandalwood

Sandalwood is a natural ingrediant for making incense, aromatic oils, perfumes, and bath products. Sandalwood products are often used in Hindu and Buddhist ceremonies and practices.

The Sandal tree is grown in East Asia, most commonly found in the forests of Karnataka, India. The tree matures at around 60-80 years but cultivation is often started when the tree is between 30-40 years old. The first known uses of Sandalwood has been traced to 4,000 years ago.

Sandalwood is prized for a striking "base note" in aromatherapy and perfume making. Sandalwood essential oil's main component: beta-santalol (90% of oil) has antimicrobial properties. Sandalwood is also known to be a mild aphrodesiac and is one of the closest natural smells to human pharamones.
While in a bath and body store, Jill decided to buy sandalwood soap to give her a soft smell while killing germs.
by urbandan July 2, 2008
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sandaleen

1.Dazzlingly beautiful and gorgeous.
2.The girl all the boys want and all the girls want to be.
3.A girl that is so irresistably adorable that you just have to tell the world about it.
4.A girl who is lovely and dreamy and cuddly and shy and beautiful and awwww *druels*
5.Someone who is very appealing, nice to look at, and you wish you could have her in your life.
6.More than just a pretty face, a person who also is beautiful from the inside and makes others feel good by his/her acts, words or simple presence.
1. Damn! That sandaleen chick is so fine!
I wish that sandaleen chick was single cause then she would be mine!

2. Ben saw sandaleen, and it was love at first sight.
by at u February 5, 2010
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Standardized Tests

The great enslaver. They bind the souls of man into a vast and uniform grid devoid of reality, of existence, of meaning. The tests are the infernal spawn of the infernal spawn of evil- they take education and crush it down into bubbles, which they further crush into your poor mind. So called "educators," make the children take the ACTs, SATs, etc. only to harness what was good in their life and crush it away. The tests have no purpose but to destroy, to conquer, to cause anguish to the wretched and miserable test-takers. They reify all that is bad, wrong, evil, disgusting, putrescent, and filthy. There is no moral harm greater than being forced to take a standardized test.
Jim had to take standardized tests. Rather than complete it he stabbed his pencil through his throat and watched the blood gush out on to the neat answer sheet, filling in the ovals with the red pain they cause for humanity. Jim died.
by The Wisest One of All Time October 11, 2009
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