The period that someone waits after seeing something new on facebook, so that they wont seem like a stalker.
Guy 1: Yo, I saw you "liked" her picture, about 15 seconds after she put it up. She totally thinks you're a stalker.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I used a 20 minute Stalker Pause, so I'm going on a date with her Friday.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I used a 20 minute Stalker Pause, so I'm going on a date with her Friday.
by MickeyHess March 28, 2011
Get the Stalker Pause mug.A person who continues to re-live their past by using social media sites like Facebook to find out what their old classmates and friends have been up to despite not having spoken to them since graduation.
Sally knew all about her ex best friend, Lacy because she had been her nostalgia stalker since they friended each other on Facebook.
by gdbrenan July 12, 2010
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The word is used to alert or warn a friend during a conversation that the other person will end up as your stalker or maybe already your stalker. Its mainly a presumption which is based on the over - fluttering tone of the person towards your friend.
Bucky: Hey girls what are you doinn? I think class is over.
Kelsey: We are just packing up.
Julia: Kelsey "I have to go to market today so i can't drop you".
Bucky: Don't worry i can drop you Kelsey.
Kelsey: Its alright i can go by my own.
Bucky: I insist Kelsey. By the way you look great. You really look like an angel in this dress.
Julia: Stalker Alert (In Kelsey ears).
Kelsey: We are just packing up.
Julia: Kelsey "I have to go to market today so i can't drop you".
Bucky: Don't worry i can drop you Kelsey.
Kelsey: Its alright i can go by my own.
Bucky: I insist Kelsey. By the way you look great. You really look like an angel in this dress.
Julia: Stalker Alert (In Kelsey ears).
by Reet Awwsum July 27, 2013
Get the Stalker Alert mug.It seems to be that the term 'stalker' no longer means what it used to mean--the pathological ANONYMOUS follower and tab-keeper of another person or persons (A detective who has not been hired and has no real reason to follow someone). The old definition also would say that a 'stalker' often has an imaginary connection with the stalkee.
HOWEVER, common usage of the term, along with the term 'creepy', has come to be used as a defense mechanism for anyone seeking justification for not being attracted socially or physically to someone else.
This term is nearly as overdiagnosed as ADHD is in children. Any women who think an undesirable man might be interested in her will almost always automatically label him a stalker.
Note: Far too many idiots think they're more important than they really are. Real stalkers seek out beautiful, interesting, and often famous members of the attractive gender. 90 percent of the people who use the term couldn't get a real stalker to save their lives.
HOWEVER, common usage of the term, along with the term 'creepy', has come to be used as a defense mechanism for anyone seeking justification for not being attracted socially or physically to someone else.
This term is nearly as overdiagnosed as ADHD is in children. Any women who think an undesirable man might be interested in her will almost always automatically label him a stalker.
Note: Far too many idiots think they're more important than they really are. Real stalkers seek out beautiful, interesting, and often famous members of the attractive gender. 90 percent of the people who use the term couldn't get a real stalker to save their lives.
A hot girl who follows you around and shows up at your door is a friend.
An ugly girl who follows you around and shows up at your door is now, according to most, a stalker.
A hot guy who gives you flowers is a romantic.
An ugly guy who gives you flowers is a stalker.
An ugly girl who follows you around and shows up at your door is now, according to most, a stalker.
A hot guy who gives you flowers is a romantic.
An ugly guy who gives you flowers is a stalker.
by Colin Robertson December 28, 2005
Get the stalker mug.1)A person who stalks individuals directly next to or near where their locker happens to be situated.
2)A creeper who corners an unsuspecting person innocently trying to retrieve books and other necessities out of their locker. The said person cannot leave until they get their books together and secure their lock. This gives the locker stalker ample time to start a conversation and give the unfortunate victim a hug. During this interaction the victim is trying to figure out if they have ever even met the locker stalker.
2)A creeper who corners an unsuspecting person innocently trying to retrieve books and other necessities out of their locker. The said person cannot leave until they get their books together and secure their lock. This gives the locker stalker ample time to start a conversation and give the unfortunate victim a hug. During this interaction the victim is trying to figure out if they have ever even met the locker stalker.
Kala: "Ciara is such a locker stalker!"
Jody: "I know, she hugs that poor freshman every time he stops at his locker."
Ciara: "I got his number today!!"
Jody and Kala: "locker stalker!"
Jody: "I know, she hugs that poor freshman every time he stops at his locker."
Ciara: "I got his number today!!"
Jody and Kala: "locker stalker!"
by Kala H. December 21, 2008
Get the Locker Stalker mug.Someone who browses the internet scouring social network sites for pictures of people they find attractive. They will often save their profile picture to a private file on their computer and fantasize about them.
Statistically 4/5 people are unknown victims of profile stalkers!
As for the other 1/5.... well, they are the profile stalkers.
Statistically 4/5 people are unknown victims of profile stalkers!
As for the other 1/5.... well, they are the profile stalkers.
A profile stalker often sends at least 10 friend requests a day and will prey on unsuspecting victims. They ususally have about 2000-3000 so called 'friends' on Facebook.
by heypresto December 14, 2010
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Joe: "Hey man, I just found out about your breakup. Sorry."
Ryan: "How did you know already?"
Joe: "My stalker-feed on Facebook told me!"
Ryan: "How did you know already?"
Joe: "My stalker-feed on Facebook told me!"
by Blakeley December 27, 2007
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