squirrels

young children, usually aged 6-12, that are free roaming the neighborhood in small groups, which come bother you while you are working on your car, playing in the garage, or tinkering with something. they then proceed to invite themselves into whatever it is you're doing, ask you a million questions, and ruin any productivity you once had. You try to tell them to leave, but without being a complete dick, it's impossible to get them out of your hair.

I was going to try and tune the bike a little bit this afternoon, but the squirrels came and basically ruined the rest of the day.

by straight mbv August 2, 2010

Squirreling

To stock up on drinks before the end of happy hour or last call

Natalie started squirreling when she heard 2 for 1 drinks were about to end.

by FlipCup1023 January 13, 2013

flying squirrels

The loose skin of the upper arms which movement becomes apparent in certain high-wind conditions.

"I was driving with the windows down, and the sun was at an angle such that I observed a fluttering shadow out of the corner of my eye. I thought, 'my goodness! There's an animal in the car!' Y'know, like in Arizona, people worry about snakes getting into their cars. So I pulled over and...nothing; turns out the shadow was just my flying squirrels whippin' in the wind."

by Audit Master December 19, 2008

Curb Squirrels

nigga's that ain't sitting on the porch

Damn man you almost hit them curb squirrels with your car!

by Me too September 17, 2007

Squirreling

The act of cramming your dick so far into a female that your nuts stay warm for the winter.

Dude, I heard that guy was squirreling so hard last night that he cracked a nut.

by Thebushyc May 6, 2015

squirrelitist

Person who thinks they are too good for certain down-home traditions, such as eating squirrel meat. Likewise, any person who considers themselves 'above' eating any type of offal or non-normal meat product.

"You won't eat squirrel meat? Dude, don't be such a squirrelitist."

by peggsey November 27, 2012

Squirrelitarian

A Squirrelitarian could very well be considered a vegetarian or even a vegan. But true Squirrelitarians engorge themselves on squirrel type foods, like nuts and berries and leafy greens. As well, we Squirrelitarians drink large amounts if water and like our hair rubbed.

"Damn Sam, you're a Squirrelitarian?"
"Hell yeah man! I only eat nuts and berries!"

by TheUgliest June 6, 2014